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Offline SD67

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #285 on: March 26, 2008, 01:32:13 AM »
Granted, but guess where the wind comes from?

I wish my new video card was here already.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #286 on: March 26, 2008, 03:14:08 AM »
Granted: New video card arrives and you install it.

The package says "Made in China"

I wish I had a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #287 on: March 26, 2008, 04:09:56 AM »
granted.  but i ate it while you were napping. 

snooze you lose.

i wish i could leap over tall buildings in a single bound.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #288 on: March 26, 2008, 06:28:17 AM »
Granted, Note to JB88 Don't play leap frog with a unicorn...

I wish I wasn't getting discoed within minutes of logging in when I play AH.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #289 on: March 26, 2008, 08:47:41 AM »
I wish I wasn't getting discoed within minutes of logging in when I play AH. Granted butttt you get the blue screen of death the next time you boot up.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #290 on: March 26, 2008, 08:52:18 AM »
Granted. But your children get mad when they see you playing with their toys again.

I wish for beaded strands to place on the end of some of my curtains.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #291 on: March 26, 2008, 10:42:30 AM »
I wish for beaded strands to place on the end of some of my curtains. Grnated but the only beads left in the world look like coors light cans and fishing bobbers. :O

I wish I had a clue
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #292 on: March 26, 2008, 11:41:34 AM »
your wish is granted but now you have turned into a oscar meyer weiner and the neighborhood dogs after you, and the neighborhood fat girl.  :O

I wish Michael Jackson would go to skuzzys house  :uhoh
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #293 on: March 26, 2008, 05:15:06 PM »
granted.  skuzzy learns to moonwalk and you get jealous because your friend is playing with skuzzy not you.

i wish noobs didn't thiink they could talk smack about skuzzy.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #294 on: March 26, 2008, 11:53:25 PM »
granted.

However what you dont know is that Skuzzy uses his secret alt persona to smack talk himself.  :devil


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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #295 on: March 27, 2008, 12:12:07 AM »
Granted. But now the fowl flaps on your dinner plate auto-retract at supper time, leaving you hungry.
I wish for a pedicure.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #296 on: March 27, 2008, 12:16:11 AM »
Granted, your nails are done by a hockey masked, chainsaw weilding, sadistic psychopath.

I wish for world peace and a Chicago style pizza.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #297 on: March 27, 2008, 12:38:13 AM »
Those two can actually go together?
OK I'll give it a shot, your peace is shattered by the trouser tearing flatulence induced by the pizza.

I wish I had my spars built already.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #298 on: March 27, 2008, 04:15:09 PM »
granted.....but the spar breaks first time out...

i wish my hips were smaller  :o
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Re: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #299 on: March 27, 2008, 04:28:39 PM »
Granted, but now your hips are so small that they can't bear any weight and you're forced to walk on your hands the rest of your life.  :P

I wish the Bears would get a decent quarterback and win the next Superbowl.
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