Author Topic: * Joe Republican ** (Read 1809 times)

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #15 on:** February 08, 2008, 07:03:53 AM »

Each side is needed to balance each other out as each side would lead us to complete ruin and tyranny if left to their own devices.

Example
Abortion
You have the screwballs on the right who would impose their religious beleifs on everyone. And not allow anyone to have one under any circumstances.

On the left you have screwballs that if they had their way would allow it damn near till birth as a basic form of birth control.

By having both we have the liberty of choice which is fair to everyone. And where it is allowed but regulated.

Business.

On the right we have screwballs that would prefer zero regulations of any kind which in effect would lead to little more then slavery,Sweatshops, and unsafe working conditions

On the left. We have the screwbals that if they had their way Business would be so over regulated that there would be little to no incentive to be in business at all.

In the end we have a situation where fair wages are paid, yet businesses are not so handcuffed in regulatiuons. that they cant make any money.

The problem with both sides is all they are interested in doing is in seeing their "team" get into power as opposed to what really is fair and good for the country. And because ech side is so determined to get their "team" into power neither side is very willing ot work with the other for the common good. As a result it typically takes forever to accomplish anything.

Which is why what we really need is a middle of the road leader in the Whitehouse who's job it should be to broker a compromise between the two which is fair to everyone.

Executive privilege should be (note I said SHOULD be. Not is) a power for the president to enact something on his own in the event both sides cannot reach an agreement in a given time period.

Should be you bring an issue to the table. Congress has say two weeks to reach an agreement. If an agreement is not reached in two weeks then the president would be able and obligated to institute executive privilege and institute his own solution.

Set it up that way and szee how fast washington manages to get things done LOL

moot · « **Reply #16 on:** February 08, 2008, 07:20:49 AM »

It reads almost exactly like all the anti american socialist propaganda I was influenced with when I grew up in France.
It doesn't weigh and pit the fundamental pros and cons of each approach against one another but merely recites the same ol dark side of the moon unilateral ad hominem...

JBA · « **Reply #17 on:** February 08, 2008, 08:26:30 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by Shuckins
I'm confused....I thought Teddy Roosevelt was one of the founders of the modern environmentalist movement.

don't confuse him with facts he's on a roll.

lazs2 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 08, 2008, 08:39:23 AM »

yeah.. we were all poisoned by the water we drank before. the standards in place were simply "safe drinking water" they were being illegally ignored in many cases.. It would have worked out without the regulations or.. lawsuits would have set the standards.

there is no way we could have safe medication without the feds.. or safe meat.. How many people are poisoned by the USDA a year? how many by eating kosher food? I would go with Kosher over fed any day.

health care.. unions? you get so much when you negotiate. you can have it in cash or bennies. the only difference is that instead of paying for a negotiator once every contract.. with a union you pay every single month. A job with good bennies pays less for the same work as one with less bennies.. it is not complex.. the unions cant change the math.. when they try.. they end up like the GM and Ford workers who sink the company and lose their golden goose.

But... joes day is just beggining....

lazs

lazs2 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 08, 2008, 08:53:28 AM »

Joe goes out to his 10 year old car that cost more because it is loaded with insurance company and democrat mandated extras like 5 mph bumpers and $2000 worth of extra smog controls to get the last part per million of pollution out.. about the same as spilling a drop of gas when filling his useless (due to safety gimicks) lawnmower.

Joe notices the window is shattered and the dash ripped out because some section 8 illegal that the democrats moved into his neigborhood has stolen his radio and done $1500 damage to the car for the $20 he will get from the felon who was released on parole after serving 1 year of a 20 year sentance.

Said felon then sticks a knife in joes face and demands all joes money... He knows joe is unarmed and helpless because the law that the democrats passed to make him safe has disarmed him.. he knows that if he had brought his gun and used it.. he would spend far more time in prison than the rapist next door.

joe hands over his money but the thug beats him to the ground for chuckles anyway.. joe is not too upset because he is a taxpayer so has very little money anyway.. he is not upset about the car because it is union made and rarely starts anyway.

He get's a ride from a friend who has an old car and they turn on the radio to listen to a talk show only to find that it will soon be going off the air because of some "fairness doctrine" or some such..

Joe gets to work only to find that he has to go to re-education camp.. he is accused of a grade one sexual harrassment charge.. only minor this time.. he smiled in an odd way and made a comrade uncomfortable. he will be re educated.

After work joe gets a ride home in his buddies old hot rod.. it may not be as safe but it is far from boring and.. it runs.. and.. the guy has never had a $500 bill for fixing a window or a sensor.. or some trim.. or a scratch.. joe has this happen almost monthly.. or he just drives around with no power windows or the check engine light on till he has to smog the piece of crap again.

lazs

indy007 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:17:30 AM »

Did anybody else wonder why Joe walked to the subway, yet drove home?

moot · « **Reply #21 on:** February 08, 2008, 09:30:53 AM »

Deus Ex.

Hap · « **Reply #22 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:25:29 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by DREDIOCK
The problem with both sides is all they are interested in doing is in seeing their "team" get into power as opposed to what really is fair and good for the country. And because ech side is so determined to get their "team" into power neither side is very willing ot work with the other for the common good.

A "keeper" Dread!

AWMac · « **Reply #23 on:** February 08, 2008, 10:54:20 AM »

Joe now prays five times a day while facing Mecca. His wife is wrapped in a Burka and his Daughters are no longer alive. See Joe had to Honor kill them at the local soccor field where games are no longer played because his Daughters were caught dancing. Joes only Son is learning to fly aircraft now. Thank Allah that the liberals found Peace with the Islamic Jihadist.

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:01:59 AM »

Quote

The problem with both sides is all they are interested in doing is in seeing their "team" get into power as opposed to what really is fair and good for the country. And because ech side is so determined to get their "team" into power neither side is very willing ot work with the other for the common good.

Two of the most EVIL words ever uttered in the history of the world are "Common Good" or some iteration of such.

TwentyFo · « **Reply #25 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:02:01 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by rpm
Good God man! You've just described over 1/2 of the O'Club!

Are you sure it's 1/2 of the O'club. I would venture to say 80%.

Yeager · « **Reply #26 on:** February 08, 2008, 11:41:45 AM »

Hey, if it feels good....do it

FiLtH · « **Reply #27 on:** February 08, 2008, 01:08:10 PM »

Joe goes to sleep when a burglar breaks in. Joe tries to call 911 but doesnt have the time as the burglar shoots him with a gun. Joe didnt have one. Seems the wacko liberals made it too difficult in his state to own one.

The burglar is caught however, and goes to jail. There he enjoys fellowship with other trash, and decides to write a book. After a "Free Willy" concert, he is let out of jail, due to some technicality. He sells his book, its made into a movie, praised by Hollywood.

crockett · « **Reply #28 on:** February 08, 2008, 02:01:32 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by indy007
Did anybody else wonder why Joe walked to the subway, yet drove home?

he rode the subway to work, but drove to see his parents.

crockett · « **Reply #29 on:** February 08, 2008, 02:03:15 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by FiLtH
Joe goes to sleep when a burglar breaks in. Joe tries to call 911 but doesnt have the time as the burglar shoots him with a gun. Joe didnt have one. Seems the wacko liberals made it too difficult in his state to own one.

The burglar is caught however, and goes to jail. There he enjoys fellowship with other trash, and decides to write a book. After a "Free Willy" concert, he is let out of jail, due to some technicality. He sells his book, its made into a movie, praised by Hollywood.

If Joe didn't have time to hit 3 little buttons and dial 911 I doubt Joe would have had time to grab a gun from who knows where..

Author Topic: *** Joe Republican **** (Read 1809 times)

Author Topic: * Joe Republican ** (Read 1809 times)