Joe goes to sleep when a burglar breaks in. Joe tries to call 911 but doesnt have the time as the burglar shoots him with a gun. Joe didnt have one. Seems the wacko liberals made it too difficult in his state to own one.
The burglar is caught however, and goes to jail. There he enjoys fellowship with other trash, and decides to write a book. After a "Free Willy" concert, he is let out of jail, due to some technicality. He sells his book, its made into a movie, praised by Hollywood.