Subject: Beliefs of a Good Democrat1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion ondemand.2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governmentscreate prosperity.3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americansare more of a threat than nuclear weapons technology in the hands ofChinese and Korean communists.4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.5. You have to believe that global temperatures are more affected bysoccer moms driving SUV's than cyclical, documented changes in theearth's climate. 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but beinghomosexual is natural.7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack offederal funding.8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach fourthgraders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids aboutsex.9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature but loonyactivists who have never been outside of San Francisco, do. 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actuallydoing something to earn it.11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his ownmoney to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain.12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain partsof the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certainparts of the Constitution.13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are toohigh.14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are moreimportant to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Edison, andA.G. Bell.15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist but racialquotas and set-asides are not.16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a verysweet person.17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't workedanywhere it has ever been tried is because the right people haven't beenin charge.18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail,but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, andmanger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.20. You have to believe that illegal, Democrat Party funding by theChinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, rightwing conspiracy.22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal workers ChristmasDay off but it's offensive to say "Merry Christmas."
funny, but I'm sure there's a version of this pokingfun at "our side" (in quotes 'cause I'm sick of partizan bull****..)(this is off the top of my head...)1. You have to believe that the lives of unborn Americanbabies are sacred, yet the lives of Iraqi civilians are adime a dozen.2. You have to believe that social welfare programs aredragging us down the road to socialism, yet somehowcorporate welfare (subsidies) are the keystone of democracy.3. You have to believe that the entitlement system isbankrupting this great country of ours, yet borrowing moneyfrom china to fund foreign entanglements is somehow goingto help.4. You have to believe that your right to own a gun ismore worthy of protecting than my right to free speech is.5. You have to believe that the only people who valuetheir privacy have something to hide.6. You have to believe that a little collateral damage inthe name of the War on Drugs is worth it, 'cause we'rewinning!7. You have to believe that deflating the dollar byprinting more whenever we run out isn't a problem for theaverage American, because as long we're earning dollarsand spending dollars, what's the difference!I'll stop there because this is depressing me... Suffice itto say, neither "side" impresses me all that much.luv y'all...
4. You have to believe that your right to own a gun ismore worthy of protecting than my right to free speech is.
Originally posted by indy007 What exactly secures that right to free speech?
Originally posted by john9001 i think you opened a can of worms to use as bait.
Originally posted by ZetaNine 2. You have to believe that social welfare programs aredragging us down the road to socialism, yet somehowcorporate welfare (subsidies) are the keystone of democracy.please reference the city of new orleans for an accurate account of how decades of government entitlements can actually destroy an entire city.
Originally posted by Yeager if obama and mccain were characters on a new gilligans island who would they portray?obama = gilliganmccain = skipperlittle buddy!
Originally posted by DREDIOCK 20. You have to believe that illegal, Democrat Party funding by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United States. I musta missed a news item somewhere.
