Best Movie Quotes

[TalonX]

Don't shoot Mongo, it only makes him mad.

[Jappa52]

Originally posted by Treize69
And along that line...

"Send a wire to the main office, tell them I said-CLANK- ooooowwww....."

"Send wire... main office.... tell them I said "Ow.", gotcha."

:rofl
Love that movie! could post another 5-6 quotes that would get me rolling

[rpm]

Tom Joad (Henry Fonda): I'll be all around in the dark - I'll be everywhere. Wherever you can look - wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beatin' up a guy, I'll be there. I'll be in the way guys yell when they're mad. I'll be in the way kids laugh when they're hungry and they know supper's ready, and when the people are eatin' the stuff they raise and livin' in the houses they build - I'll be there, too.




My other favorite quote is in my sig.

[ghi]

Martin Lawrence in "Blue Streak":

 " ..want to go to jail in Mexico ? they'll make you seniorita and put all kind of buritos in your a..."

[Treize69]

This whole run. I can't write it out because a bunch of it would get censored out. And I can never remember the entire thing intact to write it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km7WD8wkb1c&feature=related

[Sundowner]

Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?

Kate: You don't even know him.

Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUPaigOxAi8&feature=related

Slays me every time I see this scene.

Regards,
Sun

[AWMac]

"Over here Boss, shakin the bush."

[Treize69]

Originally posted by Sundowner
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?

Kate: You don't even know him.

Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

Val Kilmers single best performance was as Doc in Tombstone. Nothing else he's done even comes close.

[Thomas Hayden Church] "The drunk piano player.... You're so drunk, I bet your seeing two of me right now."

[Val Kilmer] "Well I've got two guns- one for each of you..."

[bj229r]

(My Bodyguard)
(over-protective-Whitney Houston): "But my son can't swim!"
(Kevin Costner's father): "Well I guess he'll be wanting to stay in the boat then"

[Treize69]

"NNNOOObody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

[Hungry]

"Tis a far far better thing that I do than I have ever done before"


Tale of Two Cities, saw the movie as a kid, my parents explained it as self sacrifice weighing the needs of others over your own, must have been impressed because its stuck with me.

[bj229r]

"Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid"

[-tronski-]

"The engine's overheating and so am I...Either we stand down or blow up. Now which do you want? "

"Your best!? Losers always whine about doing their best. Winners go home and **** the prom queen"

"What have we got here a ****ing comedian? Private Joker! I admire your honesty...hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister!"

 Tronsky

[trax1]

I posted a link to the script of this, but it's much better to see it, found it on YouTube, greatest movie scene ever, 25th Hour.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Za2k5wA3sk

[Redlegs]

Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then?
The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king.
Large Man with Dead Body: Why?
The Dead Collector: He hasn't got watermelon all over him.

1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?