Author Topic: Best Movie Quotes (Read 2439 times)

Barnes828 · « **on:** March 03, 2008, 05:01:24 PM »

This is going to be a fun one

From Probably the best movie ever

"The first rule of Fight Club, You do not talk about Fight Club"

texasmom · « **Reply #1 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:02:45 PM »

"Sorry don't get it done, Dude."
Rio Bravo

sluggish · « **Reply #2 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:03:09 PM »

"We're going to need a bigger boat".

evenhaim · « **Reply #3 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:07:13 PM »

do you meow how fast you were going.

supertroopers

moot · « **Reply #4 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:10:59 PM »

"Good.. Bad.. I'm the guy with the gun."

sluggish · « **Reply #5 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:12:39 PM »

"If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're going to see some serious ****".

Treize69 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:12:54 PM »

"Hes going to have an enormous schwanstuker."

"Abby somebody... Abby Normal, I think..."

"I think, before we go around killing people, we'd better make DAMN sure.... of our evidence.... and we'd better confirm the fact.... that young Frankenstein is... indeed... FOLLOWINKINHISGRANDFATHERSFOO TSCHTAPS!!!"

"What?"

"Following in his grandfathers footschtaps, footschtaps, footschtaps..."

"Oh, FOOTSTEPS."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otKFVN-JJNg

Rollins · « **Reply #7 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:15:05 PM »

"You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels up in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personifed than you did in the face of the man who killed you”

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #8 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:19:15 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by sluggish
"We're going to need a bigger boat".

A close second to: "I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."

trax1 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:19:39 PM »

Ed Nortons F you speech in 25th hour.

http://www.whysanity.net/monos/25th.html

Nefarious · « **Reply #10 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:37:15 PM »

The Bridges at Toko Ri

Lt. Harry Brubaker (William Holden): I'm a lawyer from Denver, Colorado.
Mike Forney (Mickey Rooney): Then what are you doing in a smelly ditch in Korea, Sir?
Lt. Harry Brubaker (William Holden): I was just asking myself that same question.

Barnes828 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:37:38 PM »

"We got no Food, We have no Jobs, OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

Jappa52 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:45:58 PM »

Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the **** out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

[Bart, disguised as a Klansman, describes his qualifications as a villain]
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinky. Sign here.

Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

[two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly]
Frank: Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?
Blue: Just ring the ****ing bell, you pansy.

Treize69 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:50:50 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Jappa52
Taggart: I got it. I got it.
Hedley Lamarr: You do?
Taggart: We'll work up a "Number 6" on 'em.
Hedley Lamarr: "Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one...
Taggart: Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.
Hedley Lamarr: You spare the women?
Taggart: NAW. We rape the **** out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on.
Hedley Lamarr: Marvelous.

And along that line...

"Send a wire to the main office, tell them I said-CLANK- ooooowwww....."

"Send wire... main office.... tell them I said "Ow.", gotcha."

Masherbrum · « **Reply #14 on:** March 03, 2008, 05:54:04 PM »

"What we've got here is...failure to communicate."