Author Topic: Best Movie Quotes (Read 2438 times)

Barnes828 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 03, 2008, 06:47:08 PM »

"You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

- Dr. Strangelove

"This looks like Dr.Seuss's Worst Nightmare!"

- Armageddon

Leslie · « **Reply #31 on:** March 03, 2008, 07:15:08 PM »

Kingsfield: Mr. Hart come here. (long pause) Here's a dime. Call your mother and tell her there's no chance of you ever being a lawyer and that you're on the way home.

Hart: You... are a SON OF A *****, Kingsfield.

Kingsfield: Mr. Hart! That is the most intelligent thing you've said all day. You may take your seat.

The Paper Chase

Les

ZetaNine · « **Reply #32 on:** March 03, 2008, 07:22:29 PM »

"Go...Get the butter"

Last tango In Paris

falcon23 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 03, 2008, 07:38:49 PM »

"And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

Shuckins · « **Reply #34 on:** March 03, 2008, 07:39:25 PM »

"Why...Johnny Ringo...you look as tho somebody just....walked ovah yo grave."

"I hear you're a no-good, low-down, yankee liar."

"Prove it."

"Everything happens to me...and now I'm SHOT by a CHILD!"

"Mr. President, if I may speak frankly....the Russkie talks big but, I think he's really short on know-how. I mean, you can't expect a bunch of ignorant peons to understand a piece of complex machinery such as a B-52 like our boys can.....and that's not meant as an insult Mr. ambassador. We all know how much guts the Russian soldier has....hell....look at how many of them the Nazis knocked off and they still wouldn't quit!"

xNOVAx · « **Reply #35 on:** March 03, 2008, 08:00:12 PM »

Jesus - "Liam and me, we're gonna **** you up."

The Dude - "Well... you know.. that's just like.. your opinion man"

RedDg · « **Reply #36 on:** March 03, 2008, 08:19:02 PM »

"We have a pool and a pond. A pond would be good for you."

Sikboy · « **Reply #37 on:** March 03, 2008, 10:21:27 PM »

Of all the Strangelove quotes, this is my favorite, and one of the best quotes of all time as far as I'm concerned. It sums up my Undergraduate Education lol:

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Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you keep it a secret. Why didn't you tell the world?

-Sik

rpm · « **Reply #38 on:** March 03, 2008, 10:45:24 PM »

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Originally posted by Shuckins
"Mr. President, if I may speak frankly....the Russkie talks big but, I think he's really short on know-how. I mean, you can't expect a bunch of ignorant peons to understand a piece of complex machinery such as a B-52 like our boys can.....and that's not meant as an insult Mr. ambassador. We all know how much guts the Russian soldier has....hell....look at how many of them the Nazis knocked off and they still wouldn't quit!"

You left off the best part!

Mr. President, if I may speak freely, the Russkie talks big, but frankly, we think he's short of know-how. I mean, you just can't expect a bunch of ignorant peons to understand a machine like some of our boys. And that's not meant as an insult, Mr. Ambassador, I mean, you, you take your average Russkie, we all know how much guts he's got. Hell, look, look at all them them Nazis killed off and they still wouldn't quit...if the pilot's good, see, I mean, if he's really... sharp, he can barrel that baby in so low (he spreads his arms like wings and laughs), you oughtta see it sometime, it's a sight. A big plane like a '52. VRROOM! There's jet exhaust, fryin' chickens in the barnyard!!!

uptown · « **Reply #39 on:** March 03, 2008, 10:52:45 PM »

I fart in your general direction you filthy english pig dog:rofl

and ...bring us a shrubbery or we will say Niiiii to you again !

rpm · « **Reply #40 on:** March 03, 2008, 10:54:45 PM »

It's good to be da King!

Druss · « **Reply #41 on:** March 03, 2008, 10:55:18 PM »

"I'm not saying we won't get our hair mussed! I'm saying there will be only 10 to 20 million dead, tops, depending on the breaks!"

Love that movie!!!!

JimmyZ · « **Reply #42 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:16:07 PM »

From the Money Pit with Tom Hanks

Curly: If he ever does come back, you call me and we'll finish the job.
Walter: When I do get the permits, how long will the job take?
Curly: Two weeks.
Walter: Two weeks? Two weeks?
Curly: You sound like a parakeet there. "Two weeks! Two weeks!"
Walter: Well, two weeks. It- it's amazing.
Curly: Amazing nothing. It'll be a regular miracle.

Walter: It's a big house, we'll divide it up! You stay in your half, I'll stay in mine!
Anna: That is such a dumb idea. Sometimes it amazes me you ever passed the bar.
Walter: I'm sure it does, you've never passed a bar in you life.
Anna: You are so much less attractive when I'm sober.
Walter: Thank goodness it's not that often.
Anna: [yelling] All right, that's it! I've had it with you, and the house, and Max, and the orchestra and everything! How long will it take to put this house together?
Curly: Two weeks.
[Walter and all the workers start laughing]
Anna: We'll stick it out 'til the house is done.

Max: The union forces me to allow you to go to lunch in spite of the way you've played. Those of you with conscience's will not be able to eat. And those who conscience's match your talents, go stuff yourselves I hope you choke!

rpm · « **Reply #43 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:24:32 PM »

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Originally posted by JimmyZ

Anna: [yelling] All right, that's it! I've had it with you, and the house, and Max, and the orchestra and everything! How long will it take to put this house together?
Curly: Two weeks.
[Walter and all the workers start laughing]

You have no idea how funny that is in this forum.

JimmyZ · « **Reply #44 on:** March 03, 2008, 11:27:20 PM »

I'm fairly certain that has to be the origin of the "two weeks" reply. If not it certainly should have been. That whole movie was filled with great dialogue.