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Offline Obie303

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2008, 09:48:53 AM »
Fugitive, That's just wrong!  Made me spit my morning coffee all over the monitor! :D

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Offline BaldEagl

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2008, 09:54:50 AM »
Tell them they have a great body.  Works every time.
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Offline Papabear

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2008, 03:19:20 PM »
I’m afraid I have bad news, there is nothing you can do… A sheep will either like you, or she will not.

Sweet-talking will get you nowhere. Although a jar a peanut butter may buy you a few minutes attention. 



My only advice, try finding a sheep with lower standards.


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Offline Papabear

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2008, 03:25:18 PM »
Quote from: Guppy35 on March 11, 2008, 06:23:07 PM
SAPP pilot's just borrow Silat's 38 with the 'camoflage' on it.  The sheep see the nose art and are immediately drawn to it :aok

We worry about Silat sometimes :uhoh

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Proof that the sheep of Aces High appreciate good nose art!


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Offline BaldEagl

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2008, 04:49:41 PM »
Offer her a ride:

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Offline EskimoJoe

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2008, 01:56:37 AM »
Ok, my other one left me, I told another "You have a great body" and offered her a peanut-butter coated apple. She loved either the PB, or me. So I offered her a ride back to a hanger in a jeep with great nosework, she accepted. She's there as I type this, and she's wearing lingerie. Better not keep her waiting...

Thanks for all the help guys, but I'm still looking for more sheep tactics, just in case  ;)

PS: Do any of you know where I can find lots of sheep? Perhaps there's a particular field that has more than others?
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Offline bergy

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2008, 11:48:12 AM »
Quote from: BaldEagl on March 13, 2008, 04:49:41 PM
Offer her a ride:

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Now that is one funny pic   :rofl

Looks like the sheep like bikers, go get ya a scoot.
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Offline apcampbell

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2008, 12:41:12 PM »
I'd move that Aircraft if I were you, those could be the dreaded Hot Pink Exploding Sheep of Doom!
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Offline KG45

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2008, 05:01:51 AM »
start wearing kilts. sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
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Offline goober69

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2008, 08:02:58 AM »
Quote from: KG45 on March 16, 2008, 05:01:51 AM
start wearing kilts. sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.


lmao quote of the week  :rofl :rofl
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