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Offline JB88

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going bowling.
« on: April 07, 2008, 08:58:05 PM »
can't wait to see what's going to be posted here when i return.

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Offline DREDIOCK

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Re: going bowling.
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2008, 09:02:33 PM »
Havent been bowling in a long while.
Always enjoyed the activity but I didnt ever want ot join a league.
And it seems every time I feel like going. A league controls the local bowling allies.

Always thought it would be a great idea to open a public only no leagues allowed bowling ally so that families and friends and people who like to play just for the sake of playing could whenever they wanted to.
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Re: going bowling.
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2008, 10:31:25 PM »
Nevermind...
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Re: going bowling.
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2008, 10:49:17 PM »
On local news....

Someone who calls himself JB88 was escorted out of the local bowling alley by police for obscene conduct. Witnesses say after losing a game of bowling against a 2 year old little girl, he became drunk at the bar there and started talking about "the great waffle war". Afterwards, he stood on the bar and started taking off his clothes and demanding that all sheep should be brought to him.

Police had to be called when he was caught trying to mount the ball polishing machine
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Offline JB88

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Re: going bowling.
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2008, 05:35:51 AM »
he was later released after having convinced officers that "hey come on man, who doesn't want to have their balls polished."

and all was well.

except for my rolling tonight.  not so very spectacular.





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Re: going bowling.
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2008, 06:24:22 AM »
On local news....

Someone who calls himself JB88 was escorted out of the local bowling alley by police for obscene conduct. Witnesses say after losing a game of bowling against a 2 year old little girl, he became drunk at the bar there and started talking about "the great waffle war". Afterwards, he stood on the bar and started taking off his clothes and demanding that all sheep should be brought to him.

Police had to be called when he was caught trying to mount the ball polishing machine

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Re: going bowling.
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2008, 07:38:27 AM »
I enjoyed bowling until it made my back go out on me a few years ago.

Now even the thought makes my back hurt.

Oddly I can golf just fine but bowling is out.
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Re: going bowling.
« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2008, 07:53:27 AM »
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: going bowling.
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2008, 12:40:48 PM »
Aw man I missed something
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Re: going bowling.
« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2008, 12:43:56 PM »
Aw man I missed something

Just JB88 playing with his ball last night

Offline JB88

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Re: going bowling.
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2008, 02:50:30 PM »
jealous?

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Offline MiloMorai

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Re: going bowling.
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2008, 03:13:17 PM »
jealous?

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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2008, 03:30:31 PM »
I used to bowl leagues.... was fun back then. Last time I went bowling my youngest daughter (17)and her friends drug me along. It started at 10 pm and didn't end till 2am..... some special saturday night thing called rockin bowl... music cranked and all kinds of racket. Was fun but I ony bowled like 160. Not anything like I used to.
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Re: going bowling.
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2008, 03:43:26 PM »
Is that a 10 pin ball or a 5 pin ball?

you'd know real quick if i dropped it on your head.

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Re: going bowling.
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2008, 03:44:29 PM »
I used to bowl leagues.... was fun back then. Last time I went bowling my youngest daughter (17)and her friends drug me along. It started at 10 pm and didn't end till 2am..... some special saturday night thing called rockin bowl... music cranked and all kinds of racket. Was fun but I ony bowled like 160. Not anything like I used to.

fun was had by all.  157.  172.  135. 
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