On local news....
Someone who calls himself JB88 was escorted out of the local bowling alley by police for obscene conduct. Witnesses say after losing a game of bowling against a 2 year old little girl, he became drunk at the bar there and started talking about "the great waffle war". Afterwards, he stood on the bar and started taking off his clothes and demanding that all sheep should be brought to him.
Police had to be called when he was caught trying to mount the ball polishing machine