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Offline thrila

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Re: Wife's birthday tomorrow, need help quick...!
« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2008, 09:42:09 AM »
Buy her a day at a health/beauty spa for a facial etc. and comment on how beautiful she looks when she arrives home after the spa.  It has never failed.
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Re: Wife's birthday tomorrow, need help quick...!
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2008, 09:44:43 AM »
It doesn't have to be booked for tomorrow aslong as you can get a birthday special gift certificate card thingy or something.
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Re: Wife's birthday tomorrow, need help quick...!
« Reply #17 on: April 09, 2008, 09:51:09 AM »
Get her a nice pendant.. :aok   
 
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Re: Wife's birthday tomorrow, need help quick...!
« Reply #18 on: April 09, 2008, 09:52:18 AM »
What thrilla said.....great idea :aok

As for some others, I forsee Skuzzifications in the near future.  :O  Just a prediction.

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Re: Wife's birthday tomorrow, need help quick...!
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2008, 09:58:53 AM »
Buy her a day at a health/beauty spa for a facial etc. and comment on how beautiful she looks when she arrives home after the spa.  It has never failed.

That's a great idea.

Get a basket... in it, put:

the spa certificate (you can make it a specific dollar amount... with no appt. date attached)
couple of candles/candlesticks
a good book of her interest
a small box of chocolates
a comfy pair of socks
a set of comfy pajamas (not lingerie ~ it's for her... not you)
if you want to add in some jewelery, that's always a winner.

p.s. don't worry about waiting until the last day.  She gets the gift on her birthday whether you bought it two weeks in advance or two hours in advance. Just don't tell her you waited until the last day, and you're still golden.
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Re: Wife's birthday tomorrow, need help quick...!
« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2008, 10:04:05 AM »
if you had longer vermont teddy bears are very good also pajamagrams are nice when i can" remember the date
Gentlemen, I'm sorry, vermont teddy bears suck.  Every commercial they have out there is full of slutty little tramps.  If you buy those for your gals, you're sending the message of "I am buying this for you because I want sex."  Even if you do, don't send that message.
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Re: Wife's birthday tomorrow, need help quick...!
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2008, 10:09:06 AM »
Gentlemen, I'm sorry, vermont teddy bears suck.  Every commercial they have out there is full of slutty little tramps.  If you buy those for your gals, you're sending the message of "I am buying this for you because I want sex."  Even if you do, don't send that message.


But, but, but, we ONLY buy things for the women in our lives because we want sex. That's just a given. :D
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Re: Wife's birthday tomorrow, need help quick...!
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2008, 10:11:52 AM »
But, but, but, we ONLY buy things for the women in our lives because we want sex. That's just a given. :D

Of course, but you have to learn to be savvy enough in gift buying to not make that apparent. :)
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Re: Wife's birthday tomorrow, need help quick...!
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2008, 10:15:23 AM »
Gentlemen, I'm sorry, vermont teddy bears suck.  Every commercial they have out there is full of slutty little tramps.  If you buy those for your gals, you're sending the message of "I am buying this for you because I want sex."  Even if you do, don't send that message.



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I spit a mouthfull of Diet Cherry Pepsi all over the monitor when I read that...

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BTW: I am going to have to print this off and keep it in my wallet when gift time comes....I know a few of those.



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Re: Wife's birthday tomorrow, need help quick...!
« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2008, 10:17:52 AM »
Dude you need to go out and find her a new hunting rifle or at the very least a new pistol. S&W makes those nice women's pistols in interesting designs.













Now since that takes care of advice from Laz and me....  :D Seriously, go with the spa idea. It's a great way to do something totally different for her and lets her be pampered. Also figure on a nice lunch out and you better figure on a nice dinner out. Some flowers at dinner would be nice too.
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Re: Wife's birthday tomorrow, need help quick...!
« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2008, 10:54:09 AM »
The burden might be extreme, but you can offer to driver her to the mall and shop with her as she picks out a new dress. That provides the excuse for not buying her one ahead of time (honey, how could I know what dress you would like, as you well know I can't even dress myself...). And shopping with her shows a willingness to make an extreme personal sacrafice. Get a nice card and order a dozen roses for delivery to round out the package and imply you put some thought into things ahead of time.

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Re: Wife's birthday tomorrow, need help quick...!
« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2008, 11:10:49 AM »
The burden might be extreme, but you can offer to driver her to the mall and shop with her as she picks out a new dress. That provides the excuse for not buying her one ahead of time (honey, how could I know what dress you would like, as you well know I can't even dress myself...). And shopping with her shows a willingness to make an extreme personal sacrafice. Get a nice card and order a dozen roses for delivery to round out the package and imply you put some thought into things ahead of time.

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Re: Wife's birthday tomorrow, need help quick...!
« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2008, 11:13:24 AM »
Better buy a Twix.
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Re: Wife's birthday tomorrow, need help quick...!
« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2008, 11:20:18 AM »
There are lots of things to buy your wife.

Fishing rod
shotgun
power tools
motorbike
snowmobile
jetski
bowling ball
hockey skates
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Re: Wife's birthday tomorrow, need help quick...!
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2008, 12:28:35 PM »
need more information...likes, dislikes, hobbies, etc.
photos :D
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