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Offline DREDIOCK

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Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
« on: April 13, 2008, 08:33:02 AM »
Bear Slaughters victims in from of visitors at a zoo
Visitors are shocked.

Bear \Shocks Visitors
« Last Edit: April 13, 2008, 08:39:33 AM by DREDIOCK »
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Offline Chewybacca

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Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2008, 08:36:55 AM »
bears will be bears  :eek:
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Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2008, 08:43:53 AM »
Next week: German cat goes on serial killing spree among rodent population.
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Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2008, 08:48:07 AM »
bear commits "murder".  oh boy.
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Offline DREDIOCK

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Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2008, 08:53:05 AM »
Quote from: storch on April 13, 2008, 08:48:07 AM
bear commits "murder".  oh boy.

Not just murder, "Senseless murder"

There is a difference LMAO
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Offline john9001

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Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2008, 08:56:33 AM »
quick, call the lawyers.
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Offline Coshy

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Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2008, 09:00:51 AM »
Judging by the last line in that article, I would say the whole thing was intended to be tounge in cheek.

But they're germans, so ...  :noid
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Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2008, 09:17:45 AM »
Bears do eat salmon by skinning them alive, and eating their skin and eggs.  Isn't Nature grand?
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Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2008, 10:48:21 AM »
Ever seen what orcas do to seals?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vUcgigX-khY
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Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2008, 10:55:24 AM »
But polar bears are so cute and cuddly and global warming is killing them all off and...
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Offline Xasthur

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Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2008, 11:04:04 AM »
Quote from: C(Sea)Bass on April 13, 2008, 10:48:21 AM
Ever seen what orcas do to seals?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vUcgigX-khY
 :devil

Hahaha! Thanks for that clip, that was amazing!

I can't believe how far the Orca throws that sea lion at 2:00! That has to be at least 30 feet! haha.

Unreal.

Very interesting that the Orca let it go too.

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Offline TEXAS20

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Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2008, 11:07:14 AM »
WOOHOO stupid luftwobble bish fish  wtg knut on landing 10 kills.  nice run buddy :rock :rock :rock
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Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2008, 11:24:01 AM »
“Germans learn that pandas poop, and it smells bad.  Riots and lawsuits follow.”
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Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2008, 11:27:39 AM »
Hehe vulching carp. Next time send salmon!

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Re: Murdering Bear Shocks Zoo Visitors
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2008, 01:17:32 PM »
They're probably just as horrified in Berkely. :devil
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