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Offline badhorse

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Favorite Noobie sayings
« on: April 23, 2008, 06:57:56 AM »
In no particular order...

Anyone need a gunner?
I have a M3. Someone take the town down.
Need someone to escort my bombers.
OMG. Something killed me!
How do I fly/drive with a mouse?


Did I miss any?
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Offline Husky01

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2008, 07:02:19 AM »
Theres to many to list...
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2008, 07:22:31 AM »
JOIN MY MISSION!
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Offline Hornet33

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2008, 07:23:50 AM »
What are the cheat codes??


Heard that one a few times :O
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Offline wrongwayric

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2008, 07:53:12 AM »
"I dropped troops on the field but didn't get the capture! What's up with that?" :rofl Seems like that happens pretty often when a new group comes in. Here's one that was funny as heck "I just shot this guy, hitting him all over the place but i blew up and he's not even hurt!!??" after i got my laughter under control "Hey you do realize i'm a friendly plane right?" :rofl
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Offline Hornet33

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2008, 07:59:49 AM »
Quote from: wrongwayric on April 23, 2008, 07:53:12 AM
"I dropped troops on the field but didn't get the capture! What's up with that?" :rofl


 :rofl :rofl  That was me my first night of playing. Chappy and Maxius were taking off towards a field and kept saying they needed troops over there so being the good newbie and wanting to fit in I grabbed a goon and made a perfect drop right down the runway.
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Offline CHAPPY

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2008, 08:03:06 AM »
LMFAO i remember that hornett :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Offline Rogue9Volt

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2008, 08:04:31 AM »
I'm surprised no one's mentioned:  "Help, how do I land?!"   :lol
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Offline Noir

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2008, 08:07:19 AM »
HOW CAN I BE FASTER

WHATS THE BEST PLANE
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Offline Latrobe

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2008, 08:11:15 AM »
"MAYDAY! I'M GOING DOWN! I'M GOING DOWN GUYS!"

heard that one being screamed over vox a few times.
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Offline 5PointOh

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2008, 08:20:38 AM »
I like following: System:2554544 request to join your planes
5PointOh.accept 2554544
 2554544:HEY WHY CAN'T I FIRE THE GUNS
5PointOh:cause I'm flying a P-51

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Offline lambo31

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2008, 08:23:31 AM »
 I alway's try to help new people if I have the time by tuning to the help channel. These are some that are pretty regular:

 Calling some one else a "Noob"
 
 "why won't my plane go up?"

 "what's that buzzing noise and why won't it quit?"

 "How do I change fields?"

 "how do I make my tank go?"
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2008, 08:26:54 AM »
Quote from: badhorse on April 23, 2008, 06:57:56 AM
In no particular order...


I have a M3. Someone take the town down.



Thats not nooby
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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2008, 08:48:11 AM »
How do I drop bombs?

Why won't my guns shoot anymore? (after spraying n playing all the way to the fight)

Where is everyone?

Cheater!!!! Your plane turns way better than mine and we're in the same plane.

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Offline VonMessa

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Re: Favorite Noobie sayings
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2008, 09:06:17 AM »
NOOB:   You Haxor!  You had half a wing and you shot me down!!   
I've got film and I'm sending it to HTC!!!!!

VonMessa:  Awesome, I've always wanted to be in a movie.  Hope you got some good shots of my Dora.  Good Luck, you are on your way to being the next Michael Moore .
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