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Offline angelsandair

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A funny paper my dad found from the Gulf War.
« on: April 27, 2008, 09:53:19 PM »
A really old paper from the Gulf War my dad found.  :D           

USEFUL PHRASES TO KNOW WHEN TRAVELING IN MOSLEM AREAS.


1. AKBAR KHALI-KILI HARTIR LOTFAN.
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

2. FEKR GABUL CARDAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and legs apart.

3. SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH OEH GOFTEH BANDE.
I agree with everything you have ever said throughout your life.

4.AUTO ARRAREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH-HAST
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.

5. FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA JEBEHKESHV AREHMAN.
If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

6. KHREL JEPAHEH MANEH VA JAYELL AMRIKAHEY.
I will tell you the names and addresses of many American spies traveling as reporters.

7. BALLI, BALLI, BALLI.
Whatever you say!

8. MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLIEH, GHORBAN.
The red bllindfold would be lovely, exellency.

9.TIKEH NUNEH BE OB KHRELLEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOUAST INO BEGRAM.
The water soaked bread crums are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.


 :rofl :rofl :rofl


Man my dad has like 10 of these! Of course, he cant put them all on it as some are really inappropiate. But the date he got it was like September 4th 1990 lol.                                               
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Re: A funny paper my dad found from the Gulf War.
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2008, 10:49:28 PM »
The Gulf War is "a really long time ago" now  :huh
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Re: A funny paper my dad found from the Gulf War.
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2008, 10:51:17 PM »
I wasnt even born then. So YEA a long time ago now. Getting close to 20 years.
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Goto Google and type in "French military victories", then hit "I'm feeling lucky".
Here lie these men on this sun scoured atoll,
The wind for their watcher, the wave for their shroud,
Where palm and pandanus shall whisper forever,
A requiem fitting for heroes

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Re: A funny paper my dad found from the Gulf War.
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2008, 11:01:23 PM »
That still isn't that long.  A really long time ago is like 150 years, to me.  Around 1/10 of Hajo's age.
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Re: A funny paper my dad found from the Gulf War.
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2008, 11:10:59 PM »
yea..... but still funny right?

I got a great 1 but do to profanity, cant post it.
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Here lie these men on this sun scoured atoll,
The wind for their watcher, the wave for their shroud,
Where palm and pandanus shall whisper forever,
A requiem fitting for heroes

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Re: A funny paper my dad found from the Gulf War.
« Reply #5 on: April 27, 2008, 11:16:27 PM »
I guess that makes me an old guy then. I spent my 19th birthday stuck in a basement/bunker at Kobar Towers having SCUD missles shot at us. 5 days later we were at an ammo supply dump at KKMC getting our initial loadout of MLRS rockets and had a couple more SCUDs shot at us. Nothing like being in the middle of thousands of tons of high explosive artillery shells, rockets, propelant, and ammo and hearing the air raid siren go off :O
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Re: A funny paper my dad found from the Gulf War.
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2008, 06:26:57 AM »
Well, that's ... the blitz.
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Re: A funny paper my dad found from the Gulf War.
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2008, 06:43:24 AM »
Quote from: mensa180 on April 27, 2008, 11:01:23 PM
That still isn't that long.  A really long time ago is like 150 years, to me.  Around 1/10 of Hajo's age.

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