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[AWMac]

COLF  Cats Only Ladies Forbidden.

Had a great day in my yard course. Seems like the local neighborhood cat decided my pool shed was the place to place kittens. 6 Kittens and her.

Now my backyard is kinda a dogleg to the right from the shed.  Nice traps. Water (inground pool) and the rock garden past the waterfall...snaps to the right after that.  If I hooked them then they'd end up in the pond to the left.  I was using a 5 Iron from the first tee at the shed... hooked two kittens and top ended a third.  Sank a forth into the drink but got some dam great hang time on the fifth one (Mulligan).  My Son says I'm slicing them.. I differ.

Sand wedge to get it outta the rock garden and into the Culda Sac... missed the putt into the storm drain.  Hell it was 35 feet though.

Now should I use a pitchin wedge or a 2 Iron from the Rock Garden ?

[SD67]

This belongs in the PETA forums.
Oh and that depends on the loft you need. The 2 is a pretty flat iron but if you need height I'd go with the wedge.

[Mark Luper]

This really does have to be a troll. You couldn't possibly be serious.

Mark

[AWMac]

I use Woods on Opossums.. heavy bastages.

Hell Animal Control will only kill em.

I get to practice my swing.

Mac

[SD67]

You do realise that this is the red rag to Skuzzy's bull?

[AWMac]

What?   It's all in sporting.


Skuzzy has Cats?


Ohhh crap!


Cat Man....

 

[AquaShrimp]

Feral cats wreak havoc on native wildlife.  They are voracious predators.  Though it seems cruel to kill kittens, its actually the right thing to do.  Cats eat :birds, small mammals, lizards, small snakes, etc.

[AWMac]

This belongs in the PETA forums.
Oh and that depends on the loft you need. The 2 is a pretty flat iron but if you need height I'd go with the wedge.

Gotta get them over the side gate. Height is good but I think I'm under cuttin the chop.

Tryin to get closer to the Pin.

[SD67]

Oh I'm all for killing feral cats
I find a nice .22calibre air rifle works extremely well.
So you have to get reasonable loft but a little extra distance?
Do you have an 8 or 9 iron in that set?

[AWMac]

They're all Orange cats... so chill.

If I used a Wood from the shed would I be another....










"Tiger Woods"?

 

Mac






Try placin a kitten on a Tee...

Not easy...they squirm.

[avionix]

 

Great stuff.  You know, that you have lost a shot at any chance with Pam Anderson.  She is  a PETA spokesho.

[AWMac]

Ohh Pam is good people... have you seen her kitty?

 

[Jackal1]

  Cats eat :birds, small mammals, lizards, small snakes, etc.

Great snake killers. I like cats. They have an attitude.
CRUNCH.......good snake.

[MoeRon]

Ive got the go ahead from the little woman to "just get rid of" any feral cats.  Seems she likes the birdies and keeps a couple feeders in the back yard.  We watched one day as a neighborhood cat killed a Cardinal that was feeding off the ground, just killed it and left it there, didnt eat it, just killed it for fun.  Havent tried golf clubs yet, the Ruger 10-22 works great.   

[ROX]

Slice?  Prolly not Mr. Mac 

Gotta remember possums are kinda fat & rolly-polly, so their aerodynamics are far different than a more oblongated kitten.  If the kitten stays in a rolled up position, it's aeordynamics are dependant on wind conditions and spin off the club.

Possums also have more wind resistance, so using the wedge in a short chip situation IS the way to go.  The biggest, fattest wood you have will also take a gopher off the tee nicely.

It is the stormy season for you in Oklahoma, are you sure those hooks and slices aren't due to some unseen crosswinds?



ROX