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Offline culero

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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2008, 08:22:45 PM »
Quote from: AWMac on June 04, 2008, 07:02:19 PM
Trapped and let this female cat loose into the woods 6 miles from my house.
6 days later the same damm cat is in my trap again.
Just took it out 12 miles from the house and let it go.
In 12 days I'll be loadin the shotgun.
Cats are Evil.


Just fill a garbage can with water, drop the trap with cat in it, problem solved (a can full of water is cheaper than a shotgun shell ;))
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2008, 08:30:20 PM »
I'd say next time just give it to the animal shelter/humane society that way it's got a chance. Plus if one of your cats is male (outside) then maybe that's the one keeps knocking her up? Cats are pretty territorial so there has to be a reason she keeps coming back.

At least if you turn it in to the shelter/humane society you can say you did the best you could. Hey ya drove it 6 miles what's it going to take to drop it off to a shelter?
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2008, 08:48:10 PM »
Quote from: wrongwayric on June 04, 2008, 08:30:20 PM
I'd say next time just give it to the animal shelter/humane society that way it's got a chance. Plus if one of your cats is male (outside) then maybe that's the one keeps knocking her up? Cats are pretty territorial so there has to be a reason she keeps coming back.

At least if you turn it in to the shelter/humane society you can say you did the best you could. Hey ya drove it 6 miles what's it going to take to drop it off to a shelter?

A feral cat doesn't stand a chance at an animal shelter.  It'll die almost as quickly as if it had been shot by Mac's gun.
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2008, 09:07:29 PM »
Quote from: lasersailor184 on June 04, 2008, 08:48:10 PM
A feral cat doesn't stand a chance at an animal shelter.  It'll die almost as quickly as if it had been shot by Mac's gun.

Amen....

At least I'm giving her a running chance in the woods.

wrongwayric picture this in an animal shelter:

8 Year old Daughter: "Daddy can we take that Orange kitty it looks cute to me."
Daddy:  "Let me see Honey... Sooo how much for the Orange...how do you pronounce that Feerul cat? Hmm sounds alot like Librul... gotta be nice"
Attendant: "Sir you don't want that cat, it's not right in the head...please pick another."
Daughter: "Pleez daddy, Pleeeez?"
Daddy: "We want THIS kitty!!!"
Daughter: "I wanna hold it...."

Attendant unlocks the cage and the next scenes are to graphic to explain.....

SWAT, Ambulances and Local News Teams arrives....the cat escapes.
It's heading towards your neighborhood!!!

One shotgun shell is worth this tragic expirience...
« Last Edit: June 04, 2008, 09:42:51 PM by AWMac »
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2008, 05:37:21 AM »
Do you have a problem with cats?
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2008, 11:36:04 AM »
Well he never said it was a feral cat so i'm just assumeing from his original content it's just a stray roaming around. If he can pet it, hold it ect... it's usually not feral. Also a lot of cats in the U.S. that are thought to be feral are really just scared of humans because they've been abused. I've had 3 cats i've taken in as strays that were wild as heck at first, but once they realized i wouldn't hurt them they were pretty cool and laid back. I actually had more trouble with the 2 dogs i took in that were strays than the cats.
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2008, 11:39:02 AM »
You made a friend Mac!  Don't kill it!

Is it orange... like your avatar?  :)
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2008, 11:52:19 AM »
My cat "Ol Bill" was properly named after Bill the Cat. He's a 9 year old Tom.  Has one eye, one ear and 3 legs. He's an outside cat now. A fighter and a lover.
I took him once to the Vets to get him fixed and was laffed at... their remarks was "Dammm Dude just let us put him down."  Not funny.

Back to stray -vs- feral... when do you decide the status of an outside cat?
After the first box of Band-Aids or the second 911 call?

The second time I kicked her loose from the cage she swiped at me and looked back as if to say "I'll be seeing you again REAL soon." EVIL
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2008, 12:17:42 PM »
 :rofl Ok let me trap you in a cage, then take you for a ride in something you've never been in before, then dump you out in a strange setting, see if you don't act a little po'd at me also. My cats hated their cat cages i used to take them to the vet in and would bite, kick, claw, and meow up bloody murder when i put them in there. Plain and simple cats and cages don't go well together.
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2008, 12:25:10 PM »
Nothing does well in cages I agree. Yet you agree it's a form of transportation.
And if the EVIL cat returns I will transport it to Kitty Heaven by means of a Mossberg.
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2008, 12:31:24 PM »
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Offline Mustaine

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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2008, 12:40:36 PM »
Mac sure loves cats :p

Some day we'll see a story of a crazy old man in the news with 500 cats in his house... :lol
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2008, 12:43:24 PM »
Quote from: texasmom on June 05, 2008, 11:39:02 AM
You made a friend Mac!  Don't kill it!

Is it orange... like your avatar?  :)

Txmom, what you don't understand is that Mac's avatar is not a cartoon. It's a portrait....of Mac.
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2008, 12:44:24 PM »
I have no problems with cats.  Just with EVIL cats.
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Re: Evil Cat
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2008, 12:45:17 PM »
Quote from: Maverick on June 05, 2008, 12:43:24 PM
Txmom, what you don't understand is that Mac's avatar is not a cartoon. It's a portrait....of Mac.
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You are soooo kind Mav.

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