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Offline NavyOne1978

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i never thought it would happen to me, but one night.....
« on: June 07, 2008, 08:00:39 PM »
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Offline Holden McGroin

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Re: i never thought it would happen to me, but one night.....
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2008, 08:15:47 PM »
I was drinking at the local bar when these two absolutely beautiful twin sisters started to hit on me.  We all decided to go to my place, and on the way to my car they rolled me and took my wallet and stuffed me into the alley dumpster.
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Offline NavyOne1978

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Re: i never thought it would happen to me, but one night.....
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2008, 08:18:13 PM »
at least someone got what i was after.. :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: i never thought it would happen to me, but one night.....
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2008, 08:22:05 PM »
... I decided to buy a sausage topped pizza.......


You ever seen Pennywise the clown from Stephen King's "IT"?

It was that scary.

honestly  :cry
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Offline SD67

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Re: i never thought it would happen to me, but one night.....
« Reply #4 on: June 07, 2008, 09:52:07 PM »
at band camp...
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Re: i never thought it would happen to me, but one night.....
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2008, 10:40:38 PM »
... I realized that I had an ingrown toenail... luckily the doctor burned them off at the sides.  Once I stopped wearing Army Boots, I thankfully haven't had that problem anymore.
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Offline Angus

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Re: i never thought it would happen to me, but one night.....
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2008, 06:50:26 AM »
...I decided to feed the dogs while playing AH. Looking over my shoulder I was distracted by a pony on my tail. Anyway, dogs were hungry, so I only have 8 fingers. :devil
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Offline john9001

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Re: i never thought it would happen to me, but one night.....
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2008, 06:56:37 AM »
you have dogs and a pony?
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: i never thought it would happen to me, but one night.....
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2008, 09:09:17 AM »
And a tail too
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Offline NavyOne1978

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Re: i never thought it would happen to me, but one night.....
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2008, 09:12:50 AM »
and a sausage pizza in his pants....  pocket :D
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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: i never thought it would happen to me, but one night.....
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2008, 10:11:19 AM »
I got online, upped a P51D, and landed a kill
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Re: i never thought it would happen to me, but one night.....
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2008, 11:59:19 AM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on June 08, 2008, 10:11:19 AM
I got online, upped a P51D, and landed a kill
BS, Film? ;)
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