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Offline ZetaNine

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Only Newt Gingrich can beat Obama..and he's not running.
« on: June 11, 2008, 11:17:33 AM »
Yes....I'm serious.

Never dug the guy...but he is a talking machine....very educated...and has a deep appreciation and fondness for american history...and could most likely slice obama to ribbons in a debate.

Considering we are now as a nation... more interested in style over substance, and treat the election process more like american idol...I think the Newtster could pull off a win.

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Re: Only Newt Gingrich can beat Obama..and he's not running.
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2008, 11:20:25 AM »
The Newtster would be cut to ribbons on the family values issue. There is a good reason he never ran for President.

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Re: Only Newt Gingrich can beat Obama..and he's not running.
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2008, 11:22:39 AM »
If you get Obama away from a teleprompter, he can be torn to shreds by anyone.  He's an amazing story reader, but extemporaneous speaker he is not.  No better than Bush at least.
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Re: Only Newt Gingrich can beat Obama..and he's not running.
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2008, 02:25:53 PM »
osamabama is an orator... a narrator...  He could narrate stories or commercials well.... and of course...

read speeches.   

I believe that he is a functional idiot tho.... Uhhhh uhhhh uhhh  The less time he has to spend in debate and away from the teleprompters the better for him.

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Re: Only Newt Gingrich can beat Obama..and he's not running.
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2008, 02:33:17 PM »

Billy Mays could sell himself to America better.

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Re: Only Newt Gingrich can beat Obama..and he's not running.
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2008, 02:51:43 PM »
osamabama is an orator... a narrator...  He could narrate stories or commercials well.... and of course...

read speeches.   

I believe that he is a functional idiot tho.... Uhhhh uhhhh uhhh  The less time he has to spend in debate and away from the teleprompters the better for him.

lazs

I always thought to be a good orator, you'd have to do it without a teleprompter. Ever heard him speak when he doesn't have scripted lines? It's pretty bad. Tons of stuttering, confusion, backpedaling, and contradicting messages every time.

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Re: Only Newt Gingrich can beat Obama..and he's not running.
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2008, 02:56:56 PM »
Very true. He really struggles to find the right words when he is caught unprepared. This is why Hillary beat him in every debate.

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Re: Only Newt Gingrich can beat Obama..and he's not running.
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2008, 03:01:24 PM »
Very true. He really struggles to find the right words when he is caught unprepared. This is why Hillary beat him in every debate.

Hillary doesn't seem to be succeeding in converting support for her to Obama. McCain is going to get a lot of Hillary's voters. You know what they say about a woman scorned.
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Re: Only Newt Gingrich can beat Obama..and he's not running.
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2008, 03:04:11 PM »
You know what they say about a woman scorned.
Yeah... ya end up doing all yer own cookin on the BBQ, dishes pile high and it takes a "sniff test" to find yer cleanest dirty shirt.

am I close?

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Re: Only Newt Gingrich can beat Obama..and he's not running.
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2008, 03:58:15 PM »
Yeah... ya end up doing all yer own cookin on the BBQ, dishes pile high and it takes a "sniff test" to find yer cleanest dirty shirt.

am I close?

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Re: Only Newt Gingrich can beat Obama..and he's not running.
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2008, 04:25:09 PM »
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Billy Mays could sell himself to America better.

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Re: Only Newt Gingrich can beat Obama..and he's not running.
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2008, 04:28:28 PM »
osamabama is an orator... a narrator...  He could narrate stories or commercials well.... and of course...

read speeches.   

I believe that he is a functional idiot tho.... Uhhhh uhhhh uhhh  The less time he has to spend in debate and away from the teleprompters the better for him.

lazs

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Re: Only Newt Gingrich can beat Obama..and he's not running.
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2008, 05:54:27 PM »
Very true. He really struggles to find the right words when he is caught unprepared. This is why Hillary beat him in every debate.

ok...bear withg me here? i've been so disgusted with politics for so long i haven't been following too much. but if hillary beat this guy in the debates, then why/how did he manage to get the nomination? :noid
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Re: Only Newt Gingrich can beat Obama..and he's not running.
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2008, 05:57:50 PM »
ok...bear withg me here? i've been so disgusted with politics for so long i haven't been following too much. but if hillary beat this guy in the debates, then why/how did he manage to get the nomination? :noid


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