Hi. My name is Slipknot...
I am a mid-level manager for Aerobus. I can bench about 350 pounds. My resting heartrate is 49. I have an entry-level mercedes, and my wife drives a convertible coupe that was built in the US and made to look like it was derived from an older, classic model. I keep those 2 vehicles in a garage that's got astroturf flooring.
The house I live in would be a Mcmansion, but it's about 1500 square feet too small. I compensated for this adding awesome landscaping to the backyard--including a hottub where I routinely show off my physique (that doctors say is that of a 20 year old, even though I'm in my mid 40s).
I just redid my kitchen with entry-level stainless steel equipment that I bought at Sears. My brother, a plastic surgeon, got Sub Zero, Viking and Miele but I couldn't because my aerobus stock isn't performing as well as I want.
I have an annual 'toy' budget, which I spend mostly on camera gear. Last year I also bought an entry level Range Rover in the loudest color I could find. My toy budget is therefore exhausted until at least 2010.
If you want picture of me, my possessions, or my kids playing soccer, I will supply generous quantities to you, and will continue supplying, until all this server is completely filled.
I have to warn you, however, that if you ask me for a picture of anything, be it my child, my wife, my hottub, my bicceps and/or any of my cars, it will be shot from an angle specially chosen to include (along with the child, wife, hottub, bicceps and/or any of my cars), at least a partial image of another one of my cars, my backyard, my kitchen appliances, my other child playing soccer, or my boat.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I have a boat too.