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Offline AWMac

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Re: Hello from a new member
« Reply #30 on: June 11, 2008, 02:34:16 PM »
 :rofl

Gives me the Gingrich something awful.....
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Offline slipknot

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Re: Hello from a new member
« Reply #31 on: June 11, 2008, 02:37:04 PM »
Quote from: indy007 on June 11, 2008, 02:27:25 PM
Your pot must be fantastic. Seriously. I want some of that.

Been dry for days.  Right now I'm at the hieght of the manic stage. Depression should set in sometime tomorrow.
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Offline lazs2

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Re: Hello from a new member
« Reply #32 on: June 11, 2008, 02:37:30 PM »
No way this guy could be old weeezie... weezie is way more rabid.   The old hermit starts foaming at the mouth in less than a paragraph and this guy stays relatively subtle and civil when old weeeezie would have already blown a gasket.   Even liberals are shocked by the vitriol and vehemence of old weezie.

this guy is either weezie on an elephant size dose of prozak or not him at all. 

lazs
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Re: Hello from a new member
« Reply #33 on: June 11, 2008, 02:38:10 PM »
Quote from: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 02:29:26 PM
*vendor walks thru the colluseum crowd....*

"I got eyes of newts, get your eyes of newts, hot roasted eyes of newts here...."

I would but them dam things give me heart burn....

got any opossum bits? *ducks

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Re: Hello from a new member
« Reply #34 on: June 11, 2008, 02:44:42 PM »
Quote from: lazs2 on June 11, 2008, 02:37:30 PM
No way this guy could be old weeezie... weezie is way more rabid.   The old hermit starts foaming at the mouth in less than a paragraph and this guy stays relatively subtle and civil when old weeeezie would have already blown a gasket.   Even liberals are shocked by the vitriol and vehemence of old weezie.

this guy is either weezie on an elephant size dose of prozak or not him at all. 

lazs

Relatively subtle?

Come on Lazs2, give a guy some credit. A couple democrats and at least one woman have posted to this thread and I've yet to resort to any outright insults.



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Offline AWMac

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Re: Hello from a new member
« Reply #35 on: June 11, 2008, 02:48:16 PM »
Quote from: Dichotomy on June 11, 2008, 02:38:10 PM
got any opossum bits? *ducks

 :rofl

Had one in the trap yesterday. I was gonna place a pink collar on it and sell it on eBay as a "Woman Magnet". Women in Parks like dogs, especially ugly dogs. Just convince them that you rescued the opossum,err dog from a burning building and you are a Hero! Women love Heros with Ugly dogs...


I kicked the last opossum loose yesterday...wifey caught me tryin to place a pink collar on it and she slapped me.

"No Parks for You Hero!!!!"

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Offline Dichotomy

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Re: Hello from a new member
« Reply #36 on: June 11, 2008, 03:04:53 PM »
 :rofl :aok
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Re: Hello from a new member
« Reply #37 on: June 11, 2008, 04:21:17 PM »
Quote from: slipknot on June 11, 2008, 01:23:42 PM
Hi. I've got a crush on Ripsnort...
QTF
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Re: Hello from a new member
« Reply #38 on: June 11, 2008, 04:22:25 PM »
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Offline Shaky

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Re: Hello from a new member
« Reply #39 on: June 11, 2008, 04:37:34 PM »
BRAD PAISLEY LYRICS

"Online"

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause online I'm down in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
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Offline BaDkaRmA158Th

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Re: Hello from a new member
« Reply #40 on: June 11, 2008, 04:54:53 PM »
All that, and no hair.

*snickers*


 :salute Welcome back whats his face.
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Re: Hello from a new member
« Reply #41 on: June 11, 2008, 06:48:53 PM »
Quote from: texasmom on June 11, 2008, 02:25:46 PM
Sorry, what's that barf reflex named?  I just had it.

you mean a Vurp? :D

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Offline AWMac

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Re: Hello from a new member
« Reply #42 on: June 11, 2008, 06:54:30 PM »
Quote from: texasmom on June 11, 2008, 02:25:46 PM
Sorry, what's that barf reflex named?  I just had it.

 :rofl

A date in Texas?

J/K'ing...

Sorry.. just sounded right at the time.
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Re: Hello from a new member
« Reply #43 on: June 11, 2008, 06:58:17 PM »
Quote from: AWMac on June 11, 2008, 06:54:30 PM
A date in Texas?

Doesn't a date with an Okie always involve a sheep in a dark musty barn?
 
:D :p
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Re: Hello from a new member
« Reply #44 on: June 11, 2008, 06:59:59 PM »
Quote from: Mustaine on June 11, 2008, 06:58:17 PM
Doesn't a date with an Okie always involve a sheep in a dark musty barn?
 
:D :p

Yes, and in Mac's case, its the Sheep that need the barf bag. :D
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