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Offline Masherbrum

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2008, 09:46:38 PM »
How about the Scent of an R2800 firing up?    :rock
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Offline texasmom

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2008, 09:54:46 PM »
Mandles (Manly Candles): 
http://www.buymandles.com/

Funny, funny website.

Actually, Food is something that can be assigned to neither gender.  Apple Pie, Rasberry Tart... etc.

Here's another one with some manly scented candles, but these are actually for sale:
http://www.manterns.com/

SCENTED CANDLES FOR MEN

These sound gross... but are listed on http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Farm/7478/scented.htm
'62 Chevy truck - Interior and Exhaust
Gunpowder
Wet Dog (only if it's your own dog)
Frying Bacon (actually, a lot of different fried foods)
Wood Smoke
Chainsaw Exhaust
Freshly Caught Bass
Ozone (arc welder, of course)
Acetylene
Freshly Moved Dirt
Sale Barn
Silage
Sawdust
New Tires
Hot Metal
3 Year Old Baseball Cap
Ammonia Fertilizer (light, of course)
Burning Grass or Leaves
Alfalfa
Firecrackers
Latex Paint
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Offline Vulcan

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2008, 10:48:36 PM »
I can't believe this hasn't been requested yet...

The smell of napalm in the morning (perhaps with an edge of salt water surf)
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Offline Gunslinger

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2008, 10:51:36 PM »
Quote from: Vulcan on June 15, 2008, 10:48:36 PM
I can't believe this hasn't been requested yet...

The smell of napalm in the morning (perhaps with an edge of salt water surf)

I like it


.....that gassy smell....it smells like......victory!



I'm suprised it took about 6 replies before BACON was mentioned!
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Offline DiabloTX

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2008, 10:58:34 PM »
I try to avoid food scented candles as all they do is leave you hungry all the time.  Bacon would be a nightmare/dream come true scenario.
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Offline Leslie

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2008, 11:11:38 PM »
Gosh...now I've heard everything.  Macho scents in candle form.  Good Lord, what's the world coming to? :D


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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2008, 11:19:39 PM »
Leather- and it is already in Yankee candle.
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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2008, 11:26:17 PM »
Sausage pizza scented candle!   :devil

I already do use the leather car jar in my car.  It's the only one I like.
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Offline eskimo2

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2008, 08:09:50 AM »
Bacon
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Offline JB88

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2008, 08:31:44 AM »
bbq pit.
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Offline slipknot

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #25 on: June 16, 2008, 09:57:45 AM »
DiabloTx's flatulance scent.

I'd buy that for a dollar... Maybe even two.
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Offline ROX

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #26 on: June 16, 2008, 01:48:41 PM »
Gunslinger, I agree; BACON should have been in the #2 post.

Mine:

Bacon
Sausage
Soldering Iron
Hot College Girl
Beer
Whiskey
Scotch
New Football
Leather Jacket
Pizza Parlor
Sub Sandwich Shop
Hardware Store



ROX
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Offline avionix

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #27 on: June 16, 2008, 03:14:29 PM »
I agree with a couple of previous posts.  Avgas would be a great one as well as Airshow.  It could be a combination of smoked turkey legs, airshow smoke, babes wearin sunscreen and sweat.  Plus you would have the great smell of the warbirds in there.  Another scent that I always liked, was burnt RC aircraft gas.  That hint of oil and burnt fuel is awesome.  Would tick of the wifey, but who cares. 
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Offline ChickenHawk

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2008, 03:35:08 PM »
Campfire.

Lumber mill.  Very distinctive smell if you've ever lived near or worked in one.  Not on hemlock days though. Milled hemlock is a little too strong smelling even for most seasoned mill workers.
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Offline jigsaw

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Re: Macho candle scents
« Reply #29 on: June 16, 2008, 03:50:37 PM »
Can't believe no one has mentioned Jet A.
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