Aces High Limericks

[Slamfire]

"There once was a horder from Bishland,
Who thought of fair fights as mere quicksand.
He'd blast through the fray,
"Hispanos Away!!!!!",
'cause padding his score made his day"


Ok... nothing to brag about... I ain't no Bill Shakespeare... so try to top it ! 

[ZetaNine]

"There once was a horder from Bishland,
Who thought of fair fights as mere quicksand.
He'd blast through the fray,
"Hispanos Away!!!!!",
'cause padding his score made his day"


Ok... nothing to brag about... I ain't no Bill Shakespeare... so try to top it ! 

I've been here a month longer that you......and I have no earthly idea what this means....

[bcadoo]

"There once was a horder from Bishland,
Who thought of fair fights as mere quicksand.
He'd blast through the fray,
"Hispanos Away!!!!!",
'cause padding his score made his day"


Ok... nothing to brag about... I ain't no Bill Shakespeare... so try to top it ! 

To be a true Limerick your last word needs to rhyme with the bishland/quicksand word set.

[angelsandair]

There once was a squeaker,
fair fights made him weaker,
he was a tard,
wuz probably a fat lard,
oh look it's cmusTARD


 

(sry mustard, couldn't resist.) 

[ZetaNine]

"....I'd rather be swimmin' with bowlegged' women..."

[Spikes]

There once was a squeaker,
fair fights made him weaker,
he was a tard,
wuz probably a fat lard,
oh look it's cmusTARD


 

(sry mustard, couldn't resist.) 

Actually got a chuckle outta that one, good thinking

[angelsandair]

Actually got a chuckle outta that one, good thinking

[avionix]

There once was a nobb,
That flew like a boob.
He HO'd, vulched and liked to pick,
and when shot down real quick,
blamed it all on his stick.

[Carrel]

There once was a poster named Ripsnort
Who used cut n paste for his retort
From sites so far right
It'll give you a fright
It's obvious his thingie is too short.

 

[mensa180]

There once was a poster named Ripsnort
Who used cut n paste for his retort
From sites so far right
It'll give you a fright
It's obvious his thingie is too short.

 

LOL

[JB88]

this can't possibly end well.

 

 

[bcadoo]

Nobody has submitted a 'true' limerick yet.

"A limerick has five lines, with three metrical feet in the first, second, and fifth lines and two metrical feet in the third and fourth lines."

Example:

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical,
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean,
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

[Auger]

Thank you bcadoo.  I was cringing going through this thread, seeing my favorite literary form tortured.

Please PLEASE, at least get the rhyming pattern right, even if you can't figure out the meter.

[Curval]

There once was a poster named Ripsnort
Who used cut n paste for his retort
From sites so far right
It'll give you a fright
It's obvious his thingie is too short.

 

LOL

Sorry...that was funny.

 

[Roundeye]

Cartoon pilots these are
with women they wont get you far
I think it is sad
how some think they are bad
I'll stick to playing guitar