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Offline Ripsnort

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A polish sausage joke
« on: June 25, 2008, 01:09:31 PM »
A guy goes into the store and asks the clerk, "Can I have some Polish sausage?"

The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"

The guy says, "Well, yes I am. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German sausage, would you asked me if I was German? Or if I had asked for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?"

The clerk says, "Well, no."

The guy says, "Well, why do you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for a Polish sausage?"

The clerk says, "Because this is a hardware store."


Offline Obie303

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Re: A polish sausage joke
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2008, 01:12:21 PM »
Hey!?!?!!?  I resemble that joke. :D

I have another though....another polish sausage joke. :O
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Re: A polish sausage joke
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2008, 01:14:05 PM »
bada-bing !!

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Re: A polish sausage joke
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2008, 01:17:58 PM »
Hey, it seemed appropriate (see edit on post in this thread) and I'm on vacation dammit!
http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,239482.0.html

Offline Xasthur

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Re: A polish sausage joke
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2008, 01:28:13 PM »
'Kurwa' is all you need to know.
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Re: A polish sausage joke
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2008, 04:25:20 AM »
A polish guy goes into an eye doctor to have his eyes checked.

The doctor has him cover one eye, and asks: "Can you read that chart alright?"

The polish man responds: "Yeah, and I know all those people!"

Offline Phaser11

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Re: A polish sausage joke
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2008, 06:33:29 AM »
Thank you Rip.
 Everyone is looking at me and asking why I am laughing.

This is the first good news in months.

You are the man.   :salute
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Offline Kazan_HB

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Re: A polish sausage joke
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2008, 07:01:10 PM »
Not funny for me... stupid racist Jokes
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Offline Angrist

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Re: A polish sausage joke
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2008, 07:07:46 PM »
Not funny for me... stupid racist Jokes

Polish is not a race....it's a nationality....  :huh

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Re: A polish sausage joke
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2008, 07:48:06 PM »
Polish is not a race....it's a nationality....  :huh

There are MANY AH players who would disagree with you on 200.   Especially for other "races".   
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Re: A polish sausage joke
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2008, 01:38:44 PM »
Does anyone know how to confuse a Pole?








Put him in a round room and tell him to pee in the corner.
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Offline lasersailor184

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Re: A polish sausage joke
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2008, 01:40:22 PM »
Does anyone know how to confuse a Pole?








Put him in a round room and tell him to pee in the corner.
 :D

Did you hear about the 1930's when Poland didn't have any ice?  The lady with the recipe died.
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Re: A polish sausage joke
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2008, 01:54:35 PM »
Q: What's delaying the Polish space program?
A: Development of a working match.
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Re: A polish sausage joke
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2008, 04:10:35 PM »
What's black and hangs from the ceiling?



A polish electrician.
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Re: A polish sausage joke
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2008, 04:46:41 PM »
What's with all the anti-polish sentiment?
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