Good god, the CHOG not perked? HT must be on crack

Last night we had a10 FLAT , our cv parked right besides it and 3 goonies on the way.
I was in a lancaster (had flattened vh, bh and fh's) above it.
While we waited for the goonies to drop a couple of n1k's came high and shot me down. Fair and square, I came up in a hellkitty from the CV.
We had about 4 friendly fighters over 10 at that point, the skies were clear of reds. 1st goonie arrived and by an incredible amount of bad luck the vh came up and LO and Behold! 6 or 8 OSTWINDS all spawned and overran the field. Goonie died.
Being mighty pissed off after being shot down by the ostdweebs I took off in...yes you guessed it.. the blue corvette with thy holy turbohispano.
50% fuel, no ordenenance. just guns.
In 3 passes I get 2 flakpanzers... then died. 2nd upping in chog gets me a 3rd flakpanzer. By this time the VH is down and the fp's are all dead.
With 200 rnds left the 2nd goonie arrives. 3 n1ks and a 190 come from 9 and start harrasing. Lo and behold, using my best skills acquired in WING COMMANDER I turn the chog at near stall and spray the general area where a n1k is following one of my buddies. His distance: 1.0d. Spray... 1 ping hit and THWACK! Out goes that n1k's wing. 1 kill and 120 rnds of turbohispano left.
HO the next n1k and down he goes in flames. 80 rnds left.
Then the horror begins. one of 10's FH's goes up and IMMEDIATELY 6 to 8 n1k's spawn and kill the goon.
Last 80 rnds spent in killing 2 more n1ks before I lawndart while following a n1k in a stalling turn (point and click remember?).
Up again, 3rd goon is 3 minutes out and hiding in fleet. N1k's have been kept at the deck. Using almost all my turbohispano I bring down the FH. Friends begin upping with ordenance. Sure enough, BH and the other FH comes up, a couple of TBM's and a zeke try to up, I get the zeke and a TBM with snapshots while I turn the blue wonder. BH and and FH brought down.
Goon lands and field taken.
Im really sad I couldnt film this take. It is the PERFECT example of why the n1k, ostwind and Chog should be perked. I in my CHOG (I think 2 or more of my countrymates were in it too) HOing and snapshot killing everything that I could WING COMMANDER my nose into, OSTWINDS coming up in hordes and killable only by CHOG and kamikaze bombing attacks, n1k hordes being used as ackstars and they too HO'ing and snapshot killing capability plus the 6 or 8 people using the n1k's to nearly defeat the 14 or so attackers coming from a nearby cv!
It was sickening. It is sickening. The fight for that field was like being back in MS Combat Sim and in FIGHTER ACE. Arcade point and click, no ACM whatsoever.
If AH is to become like this, and it WILL if these planes are kept unchecked I may as well go back to Fighter Ace which is cheaper.
Quit post? Time will tell.
[This message has been edited by Tac (edited 01-24-2001).]