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Offline slipknot

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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2008, 01:50:13 PM »
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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2008, 01:54:00 PM »
What the hell, hes right. But you still suck at making posts, and should be banned, ill find a way to maintain myself if you get banned. Ban SLIPKNOT!!

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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2008, 01:56:23 PM »
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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2008, 01:57:49 PM »
Just thought of something else... There must be consequences to not using the toilet in time. I think that a black-out themed interruption, delivered at intervals of increasing frequency would be appropriate.

Thoughts on this secondary request?

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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2008, 01:59:14 PM »
Just thought of something else... There must be consequences to not using the toilet in time. I think that a black-out themed interruption, delivered at intervals of increasing frequency would be appropriate.

Thoughts on this secondary request?
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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2008, 02:28:43 PM »
Just thought of something else... There must be consequences to not using the toilet in time. I think that a black-out themed interruption, delivered at intervals of increasing frequency would be appropriate.

Thoughts on this secondary request?

Yellow or brown-outs would be appropriate.

Loss of use of rudders since legs would be crossed.

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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2008, 02:29:55 PM »
Yellow or brown-outs would be appropriate.

Loss of use of rudders since legs would be crossed.



I like the way you think, Drone.

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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2008, 02:46:21 PM »
I have to agree with whoever said Slipknot had a smidge of Gary Larsen running through him...

I have to admit I kind of enjoy these posts :)
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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2008, 04:06:55 PM »
Whatever happened to the good ol' Relief Hose? ;)
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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2008, 04:13:27 PM »
You seriously need to be banned from this forum....

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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2008, 06:53:20 PM »
I just use empty RedBull 16oz cans.
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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2008, 08:40:08 PM »
I just use empty RedBull 16oz cans.

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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2008, 11:13:35 PM »
   The how the heck are we going to dump the waste?.... I don't want to see yellow rain...

See, I see this as ANOTHER benifit for bomber pilots!!
They can use this 'yellow rain' and 'brown snow' to *dirty up* a pilots cockpit window so it'd be harder to see!
Plus, I think we should be able to tap into their radio so we can hear them going 'Aw crap... I think someone just took a dump on me!! I can't see my piper!' then the squeakers would add 'MAYDAY MAYDAY THIS IS (insert slipknot...er, squeakers name here) I'M GOING DOWN, NO VISUAL ON MY WINDOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' d:

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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2008, 11:16:18 PM »
See, I see this as ANOTHER benifit for bomber pilots!!
They can use this 'yellow rain' and 'brown snow' to *dirty up* a pilots cockpit window so it'd be harder to see!
Plus, I think we should be able to tap into their radio so we can hear them going 'Aw crap... I think someone just took a dump on me!! I can't see my piper!' then the squeakers would add 'MAYDAY MAYDAY THIS IS (insert slipknot...er, squeakers name here) I'M GOING DOWN, NO VISUAL ON MY WINDOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' d:

Brilliant :]

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Re: Toilets in heavy bombers
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2008, 11:17:00 PM »
They have them in today's B2s, so it made me think--why don't we have simple, basic toilets in our B17s and Lancs?

I mean ok, you might only be in the mission for an hour or so, not 6 hours or whatever, but the need to go is still very real and you can't very well just leave the controls.

I suggest another station, like a gunner's station, only equipped with a rudimentary toilet so that we can relieve ourselves mid mission.

All previous posts aside, this idea is really perfect.

this is just something that would be completly pointless for this game ?? :D
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