I call dibs on:
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SHUT UP SLIPKNOT BEFORE I SHOVE A 75MM UP YOUR YOU-KNOW WHAT
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EDIT: In anticipation, sorry Skuzzy

EDIT 2: Increased the size of the required round. Due to the vast number of posts of this nature, I decided it would be necessary.
EDIT 3: Sorry if I offend anyone by this, but I do feel that this is necessary.