I'm getting the impression that most AH pilots are either middle-aged men that carry the subtle smell of flatulence and stale beer, or pre-pubescent boys that only a Catholic Priest could love.
A good demographic for airplane wars, but hardly a sexy draw for new members.
So here is my new request...
A feature on vox that makes all you old farts/underage squeakers sound like super hot babes in their early-mid 20s!!
The voices must change in pitch, of course, but I also think that periodic giggles and groans of ecstatic fulfillment should somehow be worked into the sound system. These noises, pre-fabricated and recorded by the AH crew, can be inserted randomly into moments of silence, or can be designed to automatically replace other sounds commonly audible through VOX: (whining about being vulched, bragging after successfuly hoing an enemy, complaining that somebody went above NOE and gave away the mission...)
The end result should be a veritable party line of female voices having a great time, perhaps killing some planes, perhaps enjoying a good, wholesome time together in a hottub.
This idea is the business.
