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Offline slipknot

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More attractive players--an exciting vox feature
« on: July 28, 2008, 11:19:10 AM »
I'm getting the impression that most AH pilots are either middle-aged men that carry the subtle smell of flatulence and stale beer, or pre-pubescent boys that only a Catholic Priest could love.

A good demographic for airplane wars, but hardly a sexy draw for new members.

So here is my new request...

A feature on vox that makes all you old farts/underage squeakers sound like super hot babes in their early-mid 20s!!

The voices must change in pitch, of course, but I also think that periodic giggles and groans of ecstatic fulfillment should somehow be worked into the sound system. These noises, pre-fabricated and recorded by the AH crew, can be inserted randomly into moments of silence, or can be designed to automatically replace other sounds commonly audible through VOX: (whining about being vulched, bragging after successfuly hoing an enemy, complaining that somebody went above NOE and gave away the mission...)

The end result should be a veritable party line of female voices having a great time, perhaps killing some planes, perhaps enjoying a good, wholesome time together in a hottub.

This idea is the business.
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Re: More attractive players--an exciting vox feature
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2008, 11:20:23 AM »
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Re: More attractive players--an exciting vox feature
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2008, 12:28:20 PM »
 :lol  you're plumb nuts :salute
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Re: More attractive players--an exciting vox feature
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2008, 01:04:05 PM »
most of the people in my squad are under 18, i don't have a problem with that since i am to, :eek:
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Offline slipknot

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Re: More attractive players--an exciting vox feature
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2008, 01:18:15 PM »
most of the people in my squad are under 18, i don't have a problem with that since i am to, :eek:

Hey man, I'm down with the 'different strokes for different folks' policy... If you like boys your own age, far be it for me to judge... I'm just out here campaigning for those of us with more pedestrian tastes, that's all.

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Re: More attractive players--an exciting vox feature
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2008, 02:32:49 PM »
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Re: More attractive players--an exciting vox feature
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2008, 02:45:06 PM »
I'm getting the impression that most AH pilots are either middle-aged men that carry the subtle smell of flatulence and stale beer, or pre-pubescent boys that only a Catholic Priest could love.

A good demographic for airplane wars, but hardly a sexy draw for new members.

So here is my new request...

A feature on vox that makes all you old farts/underage squeakers sound like super hot babes in their early-mid 20s!!

The voices must change in pitch, of course, but I also think that periodic giggles and groans of ecstatic fulfillment should somehow be worked into the sound system. These noises, pre-fabricated and recorded by the AH crew, can be inserted randomly into moments of silence, or can be designed to automatically replace other sounds commonly audible through VOX: (whining about being vulched, bragging after successfuly hoing an enemy, complaining that somebody went above NOE and gave away the mission...)

The end result should be a veritable party line of female voices having a great time, perhaps killing some planes, perhaps enjoying a good, wholesome time together in a hottub.

This idea is the business.

Why are you even on these forums? Wheres that squelch feature, I dont wanna see your wishes anymore.
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Re: More attractive players--an exciting vox feature
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2008, 03:43:32 PM »
Hey man, I'm down with the 'different strokes for different folks' policy... If you like boys your own age, far be it for me to judge... I'm just out here campaigning for those of us with more pedestrian tastes, that's all.

Ouch  :aok

I like this idea... I'm getting tired of hearing pieper [: (j/k...piepers a good guy)
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Re: More attractive players--an exciting vox feature
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2008, 03:47:37 PM »
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Re: More attractive players--an exciting vox feature
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2008, 04:10:57 PM »
troll.

Was that ever in question with him? It's funny though. :aok
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Re: More attractive players--an exciting vox feature
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2008, 04:12:40 PM »
Why are you even on these forums? Wheres that squelch feature, I dont wanna see your wishes anymore.

Somebody took the bait.
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Re: More attractive players--an exciting vox feature
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Re: More attractive players--an exciting vox feature
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2008, 05:19:03 PM »
troll.
Genius! :rolleyes:
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Re: More attractive players--an exciting vox feature
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2008, 05:24:37 PM »
hi neubob

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