You are going to uses the Postal Service of the United States of America to launch the 2nd revolution?
You know there was a guy that was being looked for
real intensive like once.
The folks that were looking for him couldn`t locate him. No luck at all.
I just happened to be able to find him. He wasn`t the sharpest tool in the shed, so I gave him an envelope and an address
and asked him to deliver it. I told him that he would be paid for his service upon delivery.
In the envelope was a document with his photo on it.

Put a grand in my pocket and was great entertainment.