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Offline SKYGUNS

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #45 on: August 14, 2008, 01:54:55 AM »
First sarge told me this one, what does ARMY stand for?











Arnt Ready to be Marines Yet....

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #46 on: August 14, 2008, 09:15:22 AM »
What the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
















You can unscrew the light bulb!!!    :rofl
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #47 on: August 14, 2008, 09:18:48 AM »
what does USMC stand for?











Uncle Sam's Misguided Children!
If it can't get there on it's own, leave it at home!!

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Offline pokecheck

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #48 on: August 14, 2008, 10:50:59 AM »
What does U.S. army stand for backwards?

YesMyRetardedAssSignedUp
Quite frankly, I just don't give a damn.

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #49 on: August 14, 2008, 02:17:38 PM »
Oh, so I make one good joke and the whole place goes silent! :t HaHa I'm getting better at that :t
Quite frankly, I just don't give a damn.

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #50 on: August 14, 2008, 02:57:05 PM »

What's orange and looks good on hippies? ......


Fire.
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #51 on: August 14, 2008, 03:00:50 PM »
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Offline SunKing

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #52 on: August 14, 2008, 03:14:44 PM »
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring
blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young
cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that,
mind if I do?'

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and
in his best cowboy manner says, 'Nah, you go ahead.'

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to
his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down
to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was
shocking and he immediately spews up the chili into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #53 on: August 14, 2008, 03:16:31 PM »
A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring
blankly at a full bowl of chili.

After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young
cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that,
mind if I do?'

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and
in his best cowboy manner says, 'Nah, you go ahead.'

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to
his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down
to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was
shocking and he immediately spews up the chili into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, 'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.'
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :cry :cry :cry :cry :rofl :rofl :aok

Offline clerick

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #54 on: August 14, 2008, 03:46:22 PM »
Q) What happened to the man who didn't keep up his payments to his exorcist?

A) He was repossessed!


Offline Skyeho

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #55 on: August 14, 2008, 05:01:28 PM »
 In The Navy   
 
  A Marine and Navyman are in the bathroom together, and the Marine goes to leave without washing his hands.
"Hey," says the Navyman, "in the Navy they teach us to wash our hands."

"In the Marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands."
 
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.