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Offline caldera

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your favorite dumb joke
« on: August 02, 2008, 04:57:44 PM »
I always liked this one...

Q "Why does the new Italian Navy have glass bottom boats?"

A "So they can see the old Italian Navy"


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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2008, 05:51:14 PM »
 :devil       "pull my finger"    :rofl   :aok   :rock
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2008, 06:45:09 PM »
What do you call a German virgin?


Fits-um-good-n-tite!
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2008, 07:14:55 PM »
What did the snail say when he got on the turtles back?

Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
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Offline megadud

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2008, 07:31:25 PM »
2 guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks
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Offline Mustaine

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2008, 07:32:40 PM »
what's white and goes up?






a retarded snowflake.
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2008, 07:38:08 PM »
Capital of Thailand?
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2008, 11:15:04 PM »
Quote from: moot on August 02, 2008, 07:38:08 PM
Capital of Thailand?
*covers groin*
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Offline Holden McGroin

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2008, 12:21:47 AM »
A baby seal walks into a club...
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Offline Latrobe

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2008, 12:51:37 AM »
Quote from: Holden McGroin on August 03, 2008, 12:21:47 AM
A baby seal walks into a club...

The O'Club or an Australian club?  :lol
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2008, 08:44:53 AM »
The O'club  :D
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2008, 09:13:55 AM »
I don't know the answer to this one but if there is no sheep around, that seal is in serious trouble.
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #12 on: August 03, 2008, 10:12:56 AM »
Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

A: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson . . . has sex with little boys.
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Offline uptown

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #13 on: August 03, 2008, 10:19:22 AM »
2 weeks  :cry
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #14 on: August 03, 2008, 10:21:32 AM »
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu.
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