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Offline VansCrew1

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2008, 10:11:30 PM »
Quote from: Baitman on August 05, 2008, 10:01:59 PM
PM me please and I will share my pile joke for joke.

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2008, 10:23:01 PM »
Quote from: VansCrew1 on August 05, 2008, 10:11:30 PM
check pm's

Check yours :rofl and PM me your email for lots more.
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2008, 01:55:09 AM »
whats worse than a male chauvinist pig ?
a woman who don't do like i tell her
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2008, 03:47:01 PM »


 
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #34 on: August 13, 2008, 03:33:00 PM »
I heard a couple stupid/funny ones the other day.


So, a baby seal walked into a club...

(dramatic pause, wait for laughs)




Q. Why can't Hellen Keller drive?
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A. Because she's a woman.

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #35 on: August 13, 2008, 04:10:30 PM »
     :rofl

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #36 on: August 13, 2008, 05:24:19 PM »
Boy wakes up one school day finding himself late. In a hurry he grabs his bike and pushes it to school. Another kid sees him push the bike into the yard and asks, "Why didn't you ride your bike to school"? The kid answers, "Because I didn't have time to get on it".


I often use this as an analogy at work.
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #37 on: August 13, 2008, 05:30:26 PM »
what the farmer say when he lost his tractor?




























wheres me tractor?
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2008, 05:33:22 PM »
oh wait

whats a gynecologist and pizza delivery man have in common?














oh never mind this ones a little too much :t
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2008, 06:08:28 PM »
Quote from: Cthulhu on August 05, 2008, 02:53:57 PM
If athletes get athlete's feet, what do camel-jockeys get?

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Camel feet?  :huh

I dont get it........................... ............................. .......










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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2008, 08:09:39 PM »
Quote from: ink on August 13, 2008, 05:33:22 PM
oh wait

whats a gynecologist and pizza delivery man have in common?














oh never mind this ones a little too much :t

PM me please!!! Same goes for you Vans :)
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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2008, 11:21:38 PM »
Whats the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?





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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2008, 11:28:01 PM »
How to find out who loves you more, your dog or your wife.
Lock your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car.
Wait one hour and then open the trunk and see which one is glad to see ya
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Offline Skyeho

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #43 on: August 14, 2008, 12:52:24 AM »
Real newspaper headlines
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the United States and world.
Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men: The Sunday Oregonian, September 24

Low Wages Said Key to Poverty: Newsday, July 11

Man shoots neighbor with machete: The Miami Herald, July 3

Tomatoes come in big, little, medium sizes: The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30

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Re: your favorite dumb joke
« Reply #44 on: August 14, 2008, 01:04:49 AM »
Quote from: VansCrew1 on August 05, 2008, 09:37:39 PM
Ive got a ton but there bad.  :lol

You've heard my tons and tons of funny jokes. :lol :P


If anyone wants to know  a website to some of the funniest (double rated R) jokes, PM me.



oh, and my little joke is:



'This is been Rated R, for Retarded
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