Memorable PMs

[dkff49]

A while back, some guy PMed me trying to pick me up. I referred him to the priesthood.   

Thats what you get for being such a sexy sexy guy.....wait thats not gay is it?

Now I'm scared.


You guys aren't headed off to join the priesthood are you?

I am not sure which direction you guys have our squad headed, but if this is an indication I am not interested in following along.


 

[Anaxogoras]

PM's are for amateurs.  You haven't really arrived until someone tunes vox to you and rants for a full minute without taking a single breath.

Text rants are funny.  To actually hear someone ranting at you over a computer game is just scary.

[BMathis]

Text rants are funny.  To actually hear someone ranting at you over a computer game is just scary.

PM's are for amateurs.  You haven't really arrived until someone tunes vox to you and rants for a full minute without taking a single breath

Triple5 did it to me, and he was on the same country. I coulda sued him for hearing loss.

[trigger2]

Text rants are funny.  To actually hear someone ranting at you over a computer game is just scary.

Yes, it is, about 3 weeks ago (can't recall who it was unfortunatly) in the DA got tired of me shootin 'em down (for the 4th time...) and so he swapped country's, hunted me down, and started yelling at me over range (although... he did sound kinda like paul harvey  ) cause I was flying a p38...which apparently has made it to the "noob plane list"...and man... squad vox was a great one! 
"Trig!! What'd you do to 'em THIS time" - Spacy 

[Wyld45]

                      Hmmmm,......only messages I can remember at all are; 'oink' 'OINK' 'oink' 'OINK'


                                                                 
         

[oTRALFZo]

my favorite was one time early morning, I was manning the 5' guns really close to an enemy field. Some #s guy kept trying to roll B24s to sink the cv and I kept blasting him. Finally about the 4th time shooting him down, he PMs me telling me to "get a life". Seems he was smart enough to PM, but didn't realize there was a shore battery that of taken it out.
Ive had the Dr.Death PMs which really made my night one time. got him the first time and get a PM."dweeb, you had more alt".  shot him down a second time and it was "dweeb, you had a better plane".  After the 3rd time, I saw on 200 that Adonai was yelling at him to leave him alone. My guess was that he was PMing him to join up and go after me.

[Corrs]

Ya Karaya...I remember that one...it was priceless 

[Saurdaukar]

Text rants are funny.  To actually hear someone ranting at you over a computer game is just scary.

First time it happened to me I was quite dumbfounded.

Firstly, it was a squeaker.  So it hurt my ears.

Secondly, it was completely unintelligible.  My ears (already reeling in pain, mind you) could not decipher one word from the next.  I recall key phrases like "IS THAT ALL YOU CAN DO MAN JUST BNZ HUH MAN IS THAT ALL YOU CAN (naughty word) DO (naughty word) (VERY naughty word) IS THAT ALL YOU CAN DO IS JUST BNZ WHAT THE (another naughty word) YOU (naughty word) (naughty word) (naughty word) (naughty word) (naughty word) YOU (naughty word) IM GOING TO KILL YOU (naughty word)!!!!!!!!!"

This went on for a good, full minute.  I didnt even respond.  Eventually, I started laughing and berating him on 200 but man, it was an experience.

Funny thing is that I remember the fight and I he was just pissed cause I ran his butt down when he tried to beat feet.  Eventually, I killed him with my flaps out.  BnZ indeed.

[betty]

Triple5 did it to me, and he was on the same country. I coulda sued him for hearing loss.

triple5 = guns06, hes known for his tantrums when he doesnt get his way. normally it means he lost his pacifier in one of the FH's so just go find it, give it back to him and put him down for his nappy nap...that usually fixes everything for atleast 15 mins. then rince and repeat

[Bruv119]

is tripl5 really guns06??
 

 

[bongaroo]

First time someone tuned me to private vox to chew me out I got ticked off.  I didn't know that you could type a name in the vox square to talk privately.  He was mad that his uber spixtween was getting schooled by a Ki84.   

[Dadsguns]

I once had my shade account just completely come off the handle at me for repeatidly shooting him down..... Has this ever happened to you?   

[thrila]

One time after shooting down a chap i recieved a lot of grief over ch1 so I told him to stop humping my ankle.  He immediately claimed that he knew i was shane all along and for the next 3 days I recieved abusive PM's about shane directed at me.   This stopped when shane was logged on at the same time as me.  I'm guessing shane must have shot this guy down pretty frequently.   I wish i could remember the guy's name, it was pretty funny at the time.

[VansCrew1]

When Betty was drunk as hell one night she privet voxed me and sang the " Rubber ducky song".

 

[waystin2]

                      Hmmmm,......only messages I can remember at all are; 'oink' 'OINK' 'oink' 'OINK'


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A big OINK to that Sir!

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