Helmet: "Fire a warning shot across her nose"
*Guns fire*
Helmet: "Careful you idiot! I said ACROSS her nose, not up it!"
*Cross-eyed gunner turns around.*
Gunner: "Sorry sir, I'm doing my best!"
Helmet: "Who made that man a gunner?"
Officer: "I did, sir! He's my cousin!"
Helmet: "And who are you?"
Sandurz: "He's an @$shole, sir!"
Helmet: "I can see that! But what's his name?"
Sandurz: "That is his name, sir. @$shole. Maj. @$shole."
Helmet: "And his cousin?"
Sandurz: "He's an @$shole too, sir. Gunner's Mate Phillip @$shole."
Helmet: "How many @$sholes we got on this ship, anyhow?"
*Entire crew stands and raises their hand*
Crew: "YO!"
Helmet: "I knew it! I'm surrounded by @$sholes. Keep firing, @$sholes!"
Or....
"Ludicrous speed....GO!"
And....
"Pardon me while I whip this out."
Not to mention....
"Oh booo-oooys! Lookie what I got!"
"Hey, where da white wimmin at?"
Actually, you can pretty much put up ANY line from ANY Mel Brooks movie for nomination.
