I'm sure all of us here have had a few experiences with those of the opposite sex that were a bit on the heavier side....
They need loving too!! And they'll do things that size 0-4 would never do....(like dress up as Chewbacca on Halloween)
Oh and Yes I have woken up after a night of hard partying.
Looked at what was laying next to me and said to myself
"OH MY GOD! IT WASN'T A NIGHTMARE!!"
I've also seen a friend or two do it.
I remember on one occasion our buddy Chris suddenly disappeared. Nobody knew where he was.
The next morning we found him upstairs in the neighbors bed with this chick. (the neighbor had passed out downstairs with the rest of us)
Now she wasnt just big. She was ugly to the tenth power.
Like she fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down. Then was hit in the face by a speeding freight train ugly.
Miraculous Mutha is a Sports Illustrated cover swimsuit model compared to this chick.
We nudged him and whispered "Chris.CHRIS!"
He opens his eyes. "WTF man. I'm sleeping"
"CHRIS!" We whispered louder
"WHAT??"
My girlfriend, now my wife, puts her finger to her lips "shhhhh" and points next to him
He looks over.
Well...You ever see a cat when it gets startled and jumps about 3 feet straight up in the air?
That was pretty close to the reaction Chris had. The "OH CHIT!!" expression on his face was priceless.
And I have never in my life seen anyone get dressed and beat feet down the stairs and out the door faster then he did.
"If she wakes up and wants to know where I am. Tell her I had to go to work. Tell her I went out of state, Or out of the country.
Tell her anything I dont care. Just dont tell her where I live" (Gotta admit. We were tempted)
Then like a jet ZOOoom-------------------GONE!
Absolutely hilarious. We still bust his chops about it to this day.