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Offline BiPoLaR

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Blind date
« on: September 13, 2008, 11:13:35 PM »
i went on a blind date tonight and yeah it was horrid...i sat down at the table waiting on this "nice looking " woman to show up that my roomies girl has been telling me about.(keep in mind i trusted these ppl). when all of the sudden i seen the "THING" come charging around the corner and OMFG i jumped up and ran out of there. left my roomie to pay my bill and was gone.

did i do the right thing?
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2008, 11:17:55 PM »
Whooooot! Jerome Bettis came out of retirement!
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Offline Platano

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Re: Blind date
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2008, 11:20:27 PM »
I'd hit it  :rock
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2008, 11:25:51 PM »
once you go fat, you go eat cake. ;)
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Offline BiPoLaR

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Re: Blind date
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2008, 11:26:09 PM »
Quote from: Platano on September 13, 2008, 11:20:27 PM
I'd hit it  :rock
dude you have no clue what that was that came around the corner...that was a mix between a swamp donkey and a rabid wildebeest...im gonna have nightmares for years to come...im scarred for life. :cry :cry
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2008, 12:04:12 AM »
Quote from: BiPoLaR on September 13, 2008, 11:26:09 PM
dude you have no clue what that was that came around the corner...that was a mix between a swamp donkey and a rabid wildebeest...im gonna have nightmares for years to come...im scarred for life. :cry :cry
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2008, 12:54:02 AM »
Quote from: BiPoLaR on September 13, 2008, 11:13:35 PM
i went on a blind date tonight and yeah it was horrid...i sat down at the table waiting on this "nice looking " woman to show up that my roomies girl has been telling me about.(keep in mind i trusted these ppl). when all of the sudden i seen the "THING" come charging around the corner and OMFG (Image removed from quote.) i jumped up and ran out of there. left my roomie to pay my bill and was gone.

did i do the right thing?
Was it the ring on her left hand that scared you? She's hot  :O
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2008, 01:56:28 AM »
Quote from: Bear76 on September 14, 2008, 12:54:02 AM
Was it the ring on her left hand that scared you? She's hot  :O
it was the way she was knocking the pictures off the wall when she walked  :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Offline Curlew

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Re: Blind date
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2008, 02:01:19 AM »
<---- throws his master pokeballs at the snorelaxx :aok
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Offline Wyld45

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Re: Blind date
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2008, 02:03:55 AM »


                 Not only did you FAIL there, you failed to put her in the right TOPIC!  :furious

                                                    EPIC FAIL!
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Offline Curlew

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Re: Blind date
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2008, 02:04:05 AM »
<---upon his second look, curlew looses faith in humanity, cause someone actualy married that.

well like us sailors say: "Whales: there big and wet, thats all you need to know
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Offline C(Sea)Bass

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Re: Blind date
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2008, 02:23:07 AM »
Quote from: Curlew on September 14, 2008, 02:04:05 AM
<---upon his second look, curlew looses faith in humanity, cause someone actualy married that.

well like us sailors say: "Whales: there big and wet, thats all you need to know

When the poor fellow married that thing it was probably 110lbs and smoking...

He needs to get her doing some exercise, like this one, I call it, the Beer Carry


Bet that thing could carry 15 -20 kegs
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Offline Buzzard7

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Re: Blind date
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2008, 02:54:32 AM »
Quit whining BiPolar only half of you is scarred. Now you need to figure out if its the upside or downside.
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2008, 03:02:15 AM »
Should we call you Ishmael? :)
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Re: Blind date
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2008, 04:38:02 AM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

You did right m8!


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