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Offline Babalonian

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Re: Looking For An Assistant
« Reply #30 on: October 22, 2008, 02:39:44 PM »
WOW!!!!

Just received an overwhelming amount of PM's from people interested in the position. I sincerely appreciate your eagerness to be my assistant. Through intense thought I have come to the conclusion that it should be a competition, like the TV show The Apprentice. This time I'm Donald Trump and you guys are the apprentices.

I will make this a reality based show in which I will document and edit video to make web-isodes available to the whole AH community. Hopefully, the show is a huge hit and will be picked up by either a cable channel or one of the major networks (keep your fingers crossed). Anyways, thanks again for the interest and I look forward to partaking on this journey with all of you.

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Re: Looking For An Assistant
« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2008, 03:01:29 PM »
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I'll let Angry know and send him right over.  I'm sure he will do it for you.  By the way sorry about the fish smell but it comes with Angry as a package deal.


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Re: Looking For An Assistant
« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2008, 03:13:20 PM »
I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes   :P
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Offline avionix

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Re: Looking For An Assistant
« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2008, 03:38:52 PM »
I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes   :P

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Re: Looking For An Assistant
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2008, 07:16:50 PM »
I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes   :P


Best reply in this thread, thanks for the hearty laugh Lusche  :lol


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Re: Looking For An Assistant
« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2008, 10:37:27 PM »
reading the text buffer and listening to range channel, it seems there are many players that consider everybody else in the game their personal assistant.

dam it's annoying.
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Offline doc1kelley

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Re: Looking For An Assistant
« Reply #36 on: October 23, 2008, 10:12:11 AM »
Well I guess that the meaning of "OWNED" in this game has now been morphed into the title of "ASSISTANT".  GAWD... Give some of these folks a frigging life would ya?  ROFLOL

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Re: Looking For An Assistant
« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2008, 10:38:12 AM »
I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes   :P

Lusche you owe me money for the monitor that I just ruined spitting coffee all over it!   :rofl
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Offline BaldEagl

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Re: Looking For An Assistant
« Reply #38 on: October 23, 2008, 11:55:10 AM »
... following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader...

Well that right there proves it's true.
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Offline texasmom

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Re: Looking For An Assistant
« Reply #39 on: October 23, 2008, 11:36:29 PM »
I'm considering applying.

I'd be that annoying assistant who pops her gum & files her nails all day while you whine about "Where's my SUPPLIES?!?!?!"  Then finally after you ask me about thirty times I'd get around to it, while I roll my eyes.

If you want coffee, get it yourself, too.  Especially if it's that pansy latte crap.

*edit* Oh, and I'd change my name to Owns24
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Re: Looking For An Assistant
« Reply #40 on: October 24, 2008, 12:03:37 AM »
I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes   :P

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Re: Looking For An Assistant
« Reply #41 on: October 24, 2008, 12:22:42 AM »
24 has attained a new level of BBS trolling lately  :D I mean a totally NEW and unprecedented level

and IT is AWESOME
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Offline TwentyFo

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Re: Looking For An Assistant
« Reply #42 on: October 24, 2008, 04:29:36 AM »
I'm considering applying.

I'd be that annoying assistant who pops her gum & files her nails all day while you whine about "Where's my SUPPLIES?!?!?!"  Then finally after you ask me about thirty times I'd get around to it, while I roll my eyes.

If you want coffee, get it yourself, too.  Especially if it's that pansy latte crap.

*edit* Oh, and I'd change my name to Owns24


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Offline TwentyFo

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Re: Looking For An Assistant
« Reply #43 on: October 24, 2008, 04:34:08 AM »
24 has attained a new level of BBS trolling lately  :D I mean a totally NEW and unprecedented level

and IT is AWESOME

Thanks bro..... I can't believe what I'm seeing. If you fellas only knew where I'm coming from you would be able to understand. It's too badddd. I look forward to serenading you all with my songs of hope and inspiration.
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Re: Looking For An Assistant
« Reply #44 on: October 24, 2008, 04:35:17 AM »
Thanks bro..... I can't believe what I'm seeing. If you fellas only knew where I'm coming from you would be able to understand. It's too badddd. I look forward to serenading you all with my songs of hope and inspiration.

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