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Offline BnZs

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Anyone here seen Sasquatch?
« on: October 27, 2008, 09:38:24 PM »
Self-explanatory.
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Re: Anyone here seen Sasquatch?
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2008, 09:57:03 PM »
diddlyer stole my beer.

Offline RipChord929

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Re: Anyone here seen Sasquatch?
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2008, 10:09:05 PM »
Nope!!! Been living in the Pacific NW all my life..
Living out IN the woods for the last twenty yrs...
No sign, no track, no sound, no hair, no droppings...
Seen or killed every other kind of sizable animal in
these parts... But no trace of the smelly bigguy...

Believe me, If there was a Sasquatch around here,
either my neighbors or I would have killed it, and
strung it up for the world to see... I'm sure thats
the same situation in other reputed Bigfoot zones...

If it is out there, some hunters would have nailed
one by now... No doubt!!!    But they haven't, cuz
it don't exist!!!!

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Re: Anyone here seen Sasquatch?
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2008, 10:20:45 PM »
!!!!!!!!!!!  BREAKING NEWS  !!!!!!!!!!!!


AP reports that the previously-thought mythical creature has been captured in New York City:





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Re: Anyone here seen Sasquatch?
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2008, 10:30:47 PM »
!!!!!!!!!!!  BREAKING NEWS  !!!!!!!!!!!!


AP reports that the previously-thought mythical creature has been captured in New York City:





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Oh man, thats a big one.. Shoot it now!!! Before it opens its mouth...
Agggghhhhh too late!!!

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Re: Anyone here seen Sasquatch?
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2008, 10:32:50 PM »
He was last seen chasing after some kids eating beef jerky
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Re: Anyone here seen Sasquatch?
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2008, 10:33:18 PM »
SOB
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Re: Anyone here seen Sasquatch?
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2008, 02:56:09 AM »
Seen it? Used to be married to it - but its ok now, I'm divorced and re-married to a wonderful woman  :D


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Re: Anyone here seen Sasquatch?
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2008, 02:58:00 AM »
Found him
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Re: Anyone here seen Sasquatch?
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2008, 12:14:15 PM »
shes a bigfoot gus.

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Re: Anyone here seen Sasquatch?
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2008, 12:31:48 PM »
What part of Texas BnZs?

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Re: Anyone here seen Sasquatch?
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2008, 12:50:20 PM »
Seen it? Used to be married to it - but its ok now, I'm divorced and re-married to a wonderful woman  :D


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Re: Anyone here seen Sasquatch?
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2008, 01:12:07 PM »
Seen it? Used to be married to it - but its ok now, I'm divorced and re-married to a wonderful woman  :D


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Re: Anyone here seen Sasquatch?
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2008, 06:27:41 PM »
she said "goonie googoo"
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Offline 442w30

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Re: Anyone here seen Sasquatch?
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2008, 07:52:33 PM »
No but I've seen the Loch Ness Monster and a UFO.   :noid
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