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Offline uptown

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So you think YOU have wife ack?
« on: November 11, 2008, 07:16:23 AM »
Mine went through my phone text messages last night and found out about the "other" woman. This is going to be a long week  :frown:
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Re: So you think YOU have wife ack?
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2008, 07:19:49 AM »
Man, you haven't learned by now to delete those things.
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Re: So you think YOU have wife ack?
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2008, 07:22:10 AM »
I got home late, after she was asleep, and meant to do it when I got up. But she got up in the middle of the night and went through them.
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Re: So you think YOU have wife ack?
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2008, 07:23:17 AM »
Uhhhhhohhhhhh, that's why the texts are deleted on the way home if there is any chance at all of her taking them the wrong way like when a girl at work sends them to me, then the phone goes on silent if I know I'll be separated from it.
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Re: So you think YOU have wife ack?
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2008, 07:26:15 AM »
So the van by the river will soon be in it with a certain driver?

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Re: So you think YOU have wife ack?
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2008, 07:31:13 AM »
Tell her you were following a message from God and you forgot to ask for her participation:

  Nov 10, 2008 5:20 pm US/Central
Grapevine Pastor Encourages More Sex
By Marianne Martinez

GRAPEVINE (CBS 11 News) ― A North Texas pastor is challenging his congregation.  The topic may make some people uncomfortable.

It's sex.

The pastor of Fellowship Church in Grapevine is encouraging all the married couples in the congregation to have sex every day for a week.

It's a popular idea with some Christians.  Others have reservations.

"The title of my talk is 'Seven Days of Sex'," Ed Young told his congregation.

The pastor says it will help married couples communicate better, focus more attention on their marriage and might identify some problems.

"God invented sex," Young said, "so we should be the ones talking about it.  We've allowed culture to hijack sex from us and we have not talked about it openly."

Young's wife, Lisa, says failing to talk about it can lead to marital problems.

"That is the pitfall of marriage," she said.  "You give all of your energy to different entities and the last is saved for marriage."

Some Christians applaud the idea.

Liz Hendricks, who owns Holy Grounds Christian Store, puts it this way: "Its God's biggest gift to a married couple--to be able to have sex."


You can watch Ed Young's most recent sermon on the church's website.  Just click here.www.fellowshipchurch.com/currentseries
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Re: So you think YOU have wife ack?
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2008, 07:33:14 AM »
Mine went through my phone text messages last night and found out about the "other" woman. This is going to be a long week  :frown:

IS there another woman?

And if there is, is she hot?
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Re: So you think YOU have wife ack?
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2008, 07:35:47 AM »
So the van by the river will soon be in it with a certain driver?

 :rofl rgr that
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Re: So you think YOU have wife ack?
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2008, 07:39:01 AM »
IS there another woman?

And if there is, is she hot?

yes and yes. She's 14 years younger then me and I'm lovin' every minute of it.
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Re: So you think YOU have wife ack?
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2008, 07:48:53 AM »
OOPS!!!!............Does the "other" woman have a sister?............. :lol

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Re: So you think YOU have wife ack?
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2008, 08:03:43 AM »
yes and yes. She's 14 years younger then me and I'm lovin' every minute of it.
How about going to a friend's party the other night with wife and sister in tow when one of your buddies shows up with his g/f who is also your next door neighbor and her little friend.  We're all sitting there talking and joking, and I tell them that I realized I'm starting to get old (27, so not really), when the little friend who is fairly hot btw says, "Well I'm almost 20 and I'll make you feel like you're young again."  :O Right there in front of the main ack gunner and all.  Then she gets my number from my friend and commences to texting me later that night and into Sunday morning and once every few hours since then.  Thank goodness I have practiced good weapons, err cell phone retention and have been able to keep the wife ninja from seeing it.  Oh boy, this chick is crazy.
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Re: So you think YOU have wife ack?
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2008, 08:04:18 AM »
Y'all can flame away when I'm done but:

If you're going to take for granted what you already have and screw around, then you deserve to face the consequences.
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Re: So you think YOU have wife ack?
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2008, 08:06:28 AM »
Never, never, never "Admit" to anything....never, never, never,,,,never,,,,been there, done that. never,never,never....never happened....never,never,never, nothing ever happened....never.



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Re: So you think YOU have wife ack?
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2008, 08:07:18 AM »
I haven't, my wife is nuts and has already threaten to burn my stuff if I screw around.  She knows me watching the motorcycle, computer, and everything else go up in flames is enough to keep me on the straight and narrow.  But like I told her, I can't help if these crazy girls text me, I'm not pushing the buttons for them.
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Re: So you think YOU have wife ack?
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2008, 08:09:27 AM »
"Well I'm almost 20 and I'll make you feel like you're young again." 

I wish someone would say that to me  :cry :D
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