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Offline Wayout

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Heaven and Hell
« on: December 09, 2008, 06:38:09 PM »

Heaven
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics are German, the lovers are Italian and it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell
Hell is where the police are German, the cooks are English, the mechanics are French, the lovers are Swiss, and it's all organized by the Italians.


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Re: Heaven and Hell
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2008, 09:40:27 PM »
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Offline Bruv119

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Re: Heaven and Hell
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2008, 12:21:24 AM »
Fish n Chips  FTW  Hell sounds like fun.   :D
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Offline klingan

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Re: Heaven and Hell
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2008, 09:24:01 AM »
 :rofl :rofl   :aok
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Re: Heaven and Hell
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2008, 11:15:20 AM »
I think u mean "The mechanics are Italina, the organizers are French". French mechanics are Mc Guyvers. They fix your nuclear engine with a piece of bamboo and some butt crack hair. Now ... organization ... French have a very hard time "sticking to the plan", always someone coming with a "I know more, this idea is bunk, let's try that".
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Offline BaDkaRmA158Th

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Re: Heaven and Hell
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2008, 12:35:36 PM »
Where's this leave us yanks?


Do we mess up heaven and hell, or just sit back laughing?

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Re: Heaven and Hell
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2008, 12:40:42 PM »
Quote from: BaDkaRmA158Th on December 10, 2008, 12:35:36 PM
Where's this leave us yanks?


Do we mess up heaven and hell, or just sit back laughing?



i think they are describing us yanks as a group.

we are heaven and hell all rolled up into one big tangled mess of inter-everything fornication!
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Re: Heaven and Hell
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2008, 01:18:57 PM »
Americans are not Heaven or Hell, they are the Gods. :lol
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Re: Heaven and Hell
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2008, 01:30:23 PM »
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Re: Heaven and Hell
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2008, 09:11:56 PM »
That's what I thought of when I saw the thread title.
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Offline Curlew

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Re: Heaven and Hell
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2008, 12:01:16 AM »
lol
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Re: Heaven and Hell
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2008, 12:14:34 AM »
What Frenchy said..
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Re: Heaven and Hell
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2008, 01:36:45 AM »
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Re: Heaven and Hell
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2008, 12:42:16 PM »
Quote from: JAGED on December 10, 2008, 01:30:23 PM
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What's wrong with Swiss lovers?  :D
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Re: Heaven and Hell
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2008, 01:15:11 PM »
Quote from: Stampf on December 18, 2008, 12:42:16 PM

What's wrong with Swiss lovers?  :D

if you have to ask then you've obviously never had a french one!
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