*In my best ballpark announcer voice*
"It's the bottom of the 9th INning, no runs, no hits, no errors...
The Skuzz steps to the plate and Wow folks look at the stick he is swingIN...
Flagler winds up and throws...this pitch is totally Bonkers...The Skuzz swings and the crack of that stick is just deafenINg...it's up, up, up ....and now a break and a WORD from our sponser.
Viva Viagra...
Mac