Looking For An Assistant

[TwentyFo]

You have servants at your place ?

I'm just amazed how far this has gone. Those that think that this is even in the realm of possibility....well you guys need some help

[Noir]

just trying to decipher your non sense here !

[JB11]

I'm just amazed how far this has gone. Those that think that this is even in the realm of possibility....well you guys need some help

CALL THE SCHOOL MASTER!!!!!!

[Dragon]

  I wonder how many of the applicants now have to run back to their pwner and ask for their position on his leg again.

[MachNum]

The really interesting thing is that it is completely possible to hire someone to do this for you. Thanks to the ability to outsource virtual tasks to anywhere in the world, you could easily find someone for such a position. Sure, it's gonna cost you a few hundred US every month, but hey, what does the Donald care?

[crazyivan]

Thanks bro..... I can't believe what I'm seeing. If you fellas only knew where I'm coming from you would be able to understand. It's too badddd. I look forward to serenading you all with my songs of hope and inspiration.

I'll put a quarter in the juke box. Play Casey Jones, you know the band!

[BillyD]

Even better Help on the Way ----> Slipknot ------> Franklins  tower. Now fit that one on F12 range even with the 18 minute Fm improv section done solo vox

[4XTCH]

I need someone not affilitated with the squad so my squaddies don't steal my assistant for themselves. Think of it like the show Entourage. I am Ari and my assistant will be like Loyd.

Aw c'mon!!! Thats discrimination!!! How come only gay people get to be your assistant!!

4XTCH

[Amsoil21]

that is the funniest and most unbelievable post I've ever seen..... all that there is to be said

[TwentyFo]

Unfortunately, I have not received any new applications in quite a while. The applicants didn't live up to expectations. The process needs to start at level 1 again. Im sorry for anyone's inconvenience, please re-submit applications. I love you all, and take care.

[ColKLink]

First of all, can you house my sheep?......second of all  "polly" will only ride in a 110, hope thats all you fly,....3rdly, we dont fly where its cold, that "shot down " thing in cold weather frightens "us". We take ALL weekends off,...we normally fly between 4 am, and 10 am est. Only the best sheep food, also, polly  has gotten spoiled. If I sound like the type of  person you are looking for, send a nastygram.

[MaSonZ]

First of all, can you house my sheep?......second of all  "polly" will only ride in a 110, hope thats all you fly,....3rdly, we dont fly where its cold, that "shot down " thing in cold weather frightens "us". We take ALL weekends off,...we normally fly between 4 am, and 10 am est. Only the best sheep food, also, polly  has gotten spoiled. If I sound like the type of  person you are looking for, send a nastygram.

[kj714]

Don't forget to appoint someone the "check six" caller chair. Would that be the check six czar, the "C6Z"?

[442w30]

I should have applied - After all, as being a German, doing what I'm told and selflessly following the orders of a beloved but complete lunatic leader to the bitter end is rooted deeply in my genes  

 

And being German, you can be his assistant in a most efficient manner