When I was still at SOE, there was a kid we banned from one of our games because he had named his character "Adolf Hittler". After repeated attempts to get him to change his name, he refused so we banned him. He then emails us and informs us that it's his real name, so we thought we'd catch him in a lie and asked him to photocopy his birth certificate and email it to us and if it checks out, we'll restore his character. About a week later, we get a letter from him with a photocopy of his Austrian birth certificate and drivers license and sure enough, his name was Adolf Hittler and we had to restore his account.
For some reason, people who name their kids after people like Hitler remind me of that old Far Side comic where two bears are standing next to each other, one of them with a birth mark of a target on his stomach when the other bear turns to him and says, "bummer of a birth mark."
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