Wow what a night I've had.

Long story short, the predominant ISP here in Australia uses some kind of weirdo signalling for their ADSL network, as a result for a PS2 to be connected to the net it must go through a router to be filtered. I've made several attempts in the past, (pre PS3) but without any luck. Just upgraded the modem/ router to one that works very well, but more importantly properly(see weirdo signalling for ASDL), that will get the PS2 online.
So, 10yo No.1 son has become pretty good at V8 Supercars 3, I think it's called 'Driver' everywhere else, I thought now we can get the PS2 online and it might be a new challenge for him to go head to head with other 'real' players. As most responsible parents would do before introducing their kid into this kind of environment I thought I better check it out myself first before even mentioning my plan. I'm so glad I did.
First it started with more vulgarity than I've ever heard in my life used in every sentence, and I mean serious stuff here. Intimate relations with my grandmother often entered the conversation. Within a couple of races I started consistently beating my competitors(yes I've spent a lot of time on the game too) they decided I would become the target. No more actual car racing, just wait until I was in the lead, park their car, then HO me next lap. Yes these scumbags were all my fellow Australians, which makes it even more disappointing. After the deed was done, copious amount of laughing and more profanity involving my various relatives and orifices. During the discussions between these bozos apparently my crime was that I didn't have a headset so they figured I wasn't Australian.
All in all, I just want to say the stuff that goes on here, AH MB and CH200 is nothing compared to what's out there and anyone else whose considering plugging in the kids console to the www, check it out yourself first. There are some seriously bad buggers out there, and I wouldn't dream of exposing my kids to them.
Quick afterthought, none of these pieces of work were squeakers, they were grown men, one of which with a belly full by the sounds of it.