What you need is a cool programmable joysick or voice command software like GameCommander or GameVoice.
At login, activate your macro to
A. squelch dweebs
B. disable join pop-ups
C. Set your default A/C
D. Set your default weapons and fuel loadout
E. Send a greeting message to the arena
F. Send a greeting message to your squad
G. Send a greeting message to your country
H. Set your desired Zoom for gun sight
That's a lot of things, but with a 256 character macro, you can do most of it.
When I use GameCommander, It takes care of B - D. All the other stuff I either don't care or do manually.
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