So ya wanna whine about the spit16 eh...well I'll give you something to whine about
I have a plane for total world domination over AH, I plan to change what is considered to be the dweeb plane that everyone wants to cry home to mommy about....No more whines about the spit's, LA's, P-51's, ect anymore.....
First I will rally all my fellow Flying Circus clowns and any other followers to up a mass invasion of Stuka's loaded with Volkswagen's, Jetta's, Passat's, Nooks, or whatever that big old kegger strapped to the bottom of that thing is called....
Next we will all chant just like Belushi did in Animal House, but instead of Toga it will be Stuka Stuka Stuka...
Then we will fly our slower then your dead grass growing in yer big arse yard planes right through your hordes of rice burners, alt monkey's, BnZ, Turn and Burn, HO'n, and colliding pimp planes to make you all say WTF is that...but that is after a handful of us wonder why our gear is not retracting and why our WEP is failing...
After our auto climb for 30 minutes, we shall reach 5,000 feet over your mother base and all dive bomb all of your hangers, and while we are in our dives we will all yell out FARFA-NOOKIN!!!! in place of the dive siren to put fear into the enemy....
and after we all have leveled your mother base, we will slowly fly back to your horde and turn fight and kill every last one of you with our BB guns of destruction...
And then all of our Farfa-nookin raiders will return to our bases and land multiple kills from dropping the Jetta in the middle of a horde of GV's, turn figher kills with the BB gun, and running away kills with the rear spit ball launcher...
If I succeed, the Stuka will be the new ubber dweeb want some cheese with that whine plane of AH
