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Offline Tango

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Sad but true
« on: January 15, 2009, 09:18:03 PM »
SAD BUT TRUE

> Dallas, TX 12/29/08 (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center
> of a Dallas courtroom drama today when he challenged a court
> ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of
> being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody
> to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations
> requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.
>
> The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat
> him more than his parents and he adamantly
> refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live
  with his grandparents, the boy  cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder
> of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was
> apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the
> unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
> custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and
> confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary
> custody to The Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are
> not capable of beating anyone.

Send this to any Dallas Cowboy fans you may know.  I guess there are
still a
few of them out there!!!
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Offline tbm37323

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Re: Sad but true
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 09:40:06 PM »
stupid

Offline Banshee7

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Re: Sad but true
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 09:51:43 PM »
Bahahahahaha! that was good :aok
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Re: Sad but true
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 11:07:55 PM »
 :rock :rock :rock :rock :rofl

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Re: Sad but true
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2009, 11:13:30 PM »
how do u get the pictures of the p-38 lightning on ur name? :angel:

Offline Delirium

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Re: Sad but true
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2009, 11:42:18 PM »
That joke is so old, it was done back in the 80s for the Orioles.
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Re: Sad but true
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2009, 12:26:36 AM »
how do u get the pictures of the p-38 lightning on ur name? :angel:
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Re: Sad but true
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2009, 03:56:22 AM »
old
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Re: Sad but true
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2009, 04:17:14 AM »
old!
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Re: Sad but true
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2009, 05:32:38 AM »
That joke is so old, it was done back in the 80s for the Orioles.

yeah it's an oldie but still a goodie.


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Re: Sad but true
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2009, 11:41:56 AM »
I like p-38 lightning. it's cool.

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Re: Sad but true
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2009, 11:51:11 AM »
The kid should have been given to my poor, hapless Raiders, they have a long and sad history of not being able to beat anybody.  :cry
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Re: Sad but true
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2009, 12:05:04 PM »
I believe this year the joke merges perfectly with Detroit.
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Re: Sad but true
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2009, 12:08:56 PM »
Get a rope boys...

It's time for a hang'in...


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Re: Sad but true
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2009, 12:30:05 PM »
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