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Offline uptown

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LMAO
« on: January 22, 2009, 09:23:02 PM »
I live in a little town in Iowa and I just heard on the scanner that a young drunk girl on a horse is up on the square claiming to be the sheriff and trying to pull people over  :rofl

Now if that ain't country I don't know what is.  :lol
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2009, 09:24:20 PM »
 :rofl good visual
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 12:02:51 AM »
Dame rednecks. 
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2009, 12:14:58 AM »
Dame illiterates!
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2009, 02:39:29 AM »
Used to work with a guy who's brother-in-law rode a horse to go to the bar to drink because it knew the way home....



wrongway
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2009, 03:03:47 AM »
Quote from: AWwrgwy on January 23, 2009, 02:39:29 AM
Used to work with a guy who's brother-in-law rode a horse to go to the bar to drink because it knew the way home....



wrongway

oh...show me the way to go home...

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Re: LMAO
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2009, 08:03:32 AM »
Quote from: AWwrgwy on January 23, 2009, 02:39:29 AM
Used to work with a guy who's brother-in-law rode a horse to go to the bar to drink because it knew the way home....



wrongway

hhmm.....can the pd stop him for riding while intoxicated?
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2009, 09:34:54 AM »
Quote from: CAP1 on January 23, 2009, 08:03:32 AM
hhmm.....can the pd stop him for riding while intoxicated?


Yup.  You can get a DUI for riding a bike drunk.
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2009, 09:37:33 AM »
Quote from: bongaroo on January 23, 2009, 09:34:54 AM
Yup.  You can get a DUI for riding a bike drunk.
YOU MEAN  a bicycle, right? i kinda knew that....wasn't sure 'bout a horse though.....
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2009, 11:22:42 AM »
Next thing you know you'll get a DUI for riding your girlfriend drunk..... :D
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2009, 11:30:22 AM »
A co-worker got a DUI on a riding lawnmower.  Of course, it was 3a.m. and he was on some golf course. :)
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2009, 01:34:26 PM »
Quote from: SpazMan on January 23, 2009, 11:22:42 AM
Next thing you know you'll get a DUI for riding your girlfriend drunk..... :D



Oh........If you haven't been there....don't raise your hand.... :rock



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Re: LMAO
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2009, 01:34:48 PM »
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2009, 01:47:27 PM »
Quote from: CAP1 on January 23, 2009, 08:03:32 AM
hhmm.....can the pd stop him for riding while intoxicated?


Not in Texas you can't. Horse is not a motorized vehicle, asked a big DWI/DUI attorney in Houston.
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Re: LMAO
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2009, 01:49:32 PM »
Ummm maybe she is the sheriff.


Riding a horse while drunk in Texas..... the horse is considered the designated driver.

PS Do not let the horse drink.
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