First thing I did this morning was go to all my wife's x-boyfriends and kick their arse...
Then my neighbor across the street looked at my wife...
So, even though he's 78 years old, I kicked his arse too...  
After that, I went for a drive with my wife..  A cop pulled up 
next to us and looked at my wife..  So I kicked his arse as well...
All of the sudden, a bunch of other cops come and then asked my wife to step 
out of the vehicle..  I got REAL pissed off....so I kicked all their arses too..
After all this, I pulled up next to the house, kicked my wife out the door,
and went to BK to eat an angry Whopper..  Then I kicked the entire staffs arse at BK.......Just because I can..... 
