***The Ultimate GUY Talk Thread***

[Rich46yo]

Its a relief to see there are still actually real "men" in the world. The kind that never took ritalin, never got in touch with their softer side, dont hesitate to shoot stuff and then gut it and eat it, washing it all down with the ultimate man drink "beer".

Frankly with all this girl talk stuff I was worried. Worried that AH had to many smack talkers who hid behind rules, anonymity, laws, Police, and mommie. The lowest of the low listening to 24s hideous Girl Talk sissy artist.

Its an honor to raise a cheek and let one fly whilst in such company. <fart>

[Getback]

Tonight, I'm going to a bar, Drink beer and play loud manly music whilst oogling at women.

[ROX]

Took apart a lawn mower engine and then re-assembled it.  Called an old friend and talked about 10w40 oil vs 10w30 oil this time of year vs the average morning cold cranking temperature.  Took a shower, then (rule friendly quality time) with the ole lady. 

When I went to Lowes and spent 4 hours, hit every department besides kitchen, drapes, and floor coverings.

Stopped off and bet on horses for 2 hours...made up all the money I spent at Lowes plus $400.

Took the old lady out for steak dinner at Ruth Chris. 

Went home, flipped between all the sports and military channels while sipping Crown & Coke...not a bad day.





ROX

[uptown]

<---stood at attention while wife read off a list of my days chores. Said "yes dear", and went to the garage to hide.

[avionix]

Got up early and went for breakfast at a place here in town that has the best fried pork chops on the buffet.  Went to the Titanic exhibit, disappointed, and went fro lunch at an Amish reaturant.  Gonna lay down shortly for a nap and then get up and play AH while the wifey is at work.

[Serenity]

Got up at 0530, took a shower, fell asleep on the couch and missed the school bus. Caught a ride to school. Slept through "homeroom". Slept through Honors English because I really don't like poetry. Made a bunch of racist jokes with the teacher in Chemistry. Got her to let us light some magnesium on fire again and see just how much we could get burning simultaneously. Spent recess kicking my former history teacher's arse at Left4Dead on the X-Box 360 she hides in the TA (Teacher's Aide) desk. RUSHED to hide it again before the kids came to class. Sat down at my post (Im the Teacher's Aide that period). Corrected papers, entered grades, and went back to sleep. Spent lunch again kicking my teacher's arse (She has to play it in school because the cant take it home. It gives her fiance nightmares...). Went to my AP U.S. History class. Made some more racist jokes. Made a 15 minute impromptu speech on the Reconstruction Era. Went back to sleep. Left school and walked 5 or 6 miles uphill to go to a job interview. Im pretty sure I got it, because im good at interviews, and the guy hiring personally knew and trusted 3 of my references. Walked a mile downhill on the way home and got lucky when a bus that wasn't in service let me catch a free ride back to the bus depot which was only 2 miles from my house. Walked the rest of the way home. Sat down and neglected to start my homework. Played Aces High, got pissed at being gangbanged. Ate some pizza, went to sleep around 0200.

[sluggish]

Got up at 0530, took a shower, fell asleep on the couch and missed the school bus. Caught a ride to school. Slept through "homeroom". Slept through Honors English because I really don't like poetry. Made a bunch of racist jokes with the teacher in Chemistry. Got her to let us light some magnesium on fire again and see just how much we could get burning simultaneously. Spent recess kicking my former history teacher's arse at Left4Dead on the X-Box 360 she hides in the TA (Teacher's Aide) desk. RUSHED to hide it again before the kids came to class. Sat down at my post (Im the Teacher's Aide that period). Corrected papers, entered grades, and went back to sleep. Spent lunch again kicking my teacher's arse (She has to play it in school because the cant take it home. It gives her fiance nightmares...). Went to my AP U.S. History class. Made some more racist jokes. Made a 15 minute impromptu speech on the Reconstruction Era. Went back to sleep. Left school and walked 5 or 6 miles uphill to go to a job interview. Im pretty sure I got it, because im good at interviews, and the guy hiring personally knew and trusted 3 of my references. Walked a mile downhill on the way home and got lucky when a bus that wasn't in service let me catch a free ride back to the bus depot which was only 2 miles from my house. Walked the rest of the way home. Sat down and neglected to start my homework. Played Aces High, got pissed at being gangbanged. Ate some pizza, went to sleep around 0200.

Mine was more manly.

[Serenity]

Mine was more manly.

Probably. But mine was more American, what with the laziness and all

[crazyivan]

<--- passing out in a van down by the river.Criminy!

[Twist]

I changed the oil in 4 cars, ordered pizza and watched a Max Payne DVD.

[uptown]

<--- passing out in a van down by the river.Criminy!

just stay on your side of the van!

[JunkyII]

I beat up Chuck Norris

I should report you for saying that. I got up at 0500 and ran 4 miles, then off to the gym for upper body work out. 0800 eat chow at dfac, next shower and jack off. To the Rec center to use wifi at 1000. Then AH till whenever, now is whenever

[REP0MAN]

Slept all day. Ate chicken pot pie (3 of them) for breakfast. Watched TV, played COD4. 9pm, strapped on Kevlar and G-22 and went to battle. 2 DUI's, a short wrestling match and the next 4 hours in paperwork. Then, I'll sleep all day long again.

[JB88]

pull my finger.

[mechanic]

I woke up 3 hours before i went to sleep to go to my usual job of licking the pavement clean, a pirvilage that i pay 4.95 an hour for.