We are the Muppets, and have stolen weapons from armories all around the world. You might ask why we did this, and this is our answer. The reason we have done this, is because of a heinous crime, that you have committed against all muppet kind. You people have forgotten us, canceled our program, for this we shall have our vengeance. Nobody cares about us, not even the law. So we see the only way to get justice is to take matters into our own hands, and have armed our selves to bring about destruction. Hear this warning! Whenever you see a muppet... run, for we are quick to anger, and shall strike you down with no remorse. We'll begin to shoot and the sky shall turn black, and the apocalypse will start. You might run, but hiding is useless, because no matter were you go we'll follow you. Even to the depths of hell and back if need be, quicker than you can say "God Help Me". For we are the muppets, and no powers can stop us. So carve your headstone now, rather than later, but make a few spares as I promise we'll visit, and blow it up sooner or later. No one will stand against us and any who do, shall fall from our fire, for we are the muppets, and are angry like no others. And soon the world will be ours.
Written by AoM's muppet god.. Beaker 8)
